Honestly though.

Lol/lmao

It means they’re projecting.

Yeah, that is definitely not how I work. I have to have half-caffeinated coffee because its effect is so powerful on me.
If I had full caffeine, I could power several cities!

My kids go to bed pretty late, so I don’t want to wake them by getting up at that time. I don’t want to wake my budgie just yet.

My kids (teens) go to bed pretty late, so that’s part of the factor. I don’t require much sleep and never have, but the 3 AM thing is definitely menopause.

What does this have to do with coffee? It’s coffee I want. Not anything else. I don’t even drink full caffeinated coffee.

Whew, 5 AM at last! Coffee time.

I don’t use a kettle to make coffee. And either way, it’s my movement around the kitchen that would wake the house.

And my budgie! Although he’s still family.

No, I can’t do anything before 5 AM or I’ll wake my family.