I have a lot of weird dreams but this one got a big wtf from me. Tardigrades used as spies. Media reveal was a picture of a very aesthetic detective desk with a hamster sized tardigrade wearing a detective hat dead in the center. "We caught a full grown one!" was the headline. #dreams #tardigrade

How did we get here?

Conspiratorial and magical thinking, which the functionally illiterate are extremely suspecttible to. Mix that in with the Dunning-Kruger effect and you get Idiocracy soup which half the populace is slurping back 24/7.

#politics

I don't think it was a coincidence that my cat just happened to mute my laptop while I was listening to my psyc notes at the point discussing salivating dogs.

It's 2025, all monarchies should be abolished. Either that or it's time for the guillotine.

Right wingers texting me to complain that I'm being shitty because I won't consider dating them are absolute loons. These are the same guys that hit on you and then say you're an ugly slut when you turn them down.

Cry harder.

Buying Canadian was surprisingly easy at the grocery store. No obvious increase in the bill and the only problem item was a red onion. At the NSLC? RIP Makers Mark.

#PierrePolievre is on the same path as Trump. Attrition. Instead of getting rid of government waste he wants to dump 17000 jobs so the government can be even more inefficient. Then he can move to outsource to private contractors. The rich keep getting richer.

Isobel thinks the human race is fucked because people can't identify when someone is flirting and the human race hasn't had a meeting to remedy this issue.

From the family quote book. Isobel- I'm humble, just not when I know I'm better than everyone else.

Are Nazis taking over? Yes, but I have more pressing matters. @quiet-queer-cat.bsky.social is trying to convince me to let her take half my stuff (clothes, art, mugs) when she moves out.