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jenbsd.bsky.social
@jenbsd.bsky.social
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San Diego, CA. She/Her. Mostly here for cats.
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All cats are Libertarian.
On the right, a charcoal looking sketch of a tabby cat looking up. On the left is text: All cats are libertarians. Completely dependent on others but fully convinced of their own independence.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Put it in a drop box as soon as I could!
A woman holds a yellow election mail envelope in front of her face. She is wearing a blue bike helmet. She is holding the ballot with her middle finger, as if to flip off Pres Tru#p.
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A fuzzy creature lays on a deck or porch. There is a handwritten sign next to it that says: I am NOT dead just tired & ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! Under the pic is the caption: Reblog if you, too, are not dead - only tired and ugly.
September 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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#CancelHulu
A screen shot of a cancelation confirmation of Hulu.
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Cat & quasi-selfie.
A close up of just the face of Kerfuffle, a black & white tuxedo cat. You can see her white chin & whiskers & chartreuse eyes. I’m laying on the bed behind her & giving her kisses on her head. I’m wearing a pink tank top.
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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How do you feel about maple flavored desert?
A red box that says Trader Joe’s Maple Leaf Ice Cream Sandwiches with some other descriptive text. In addition there are photos of maple leaf shaped cookies filled with ice cream.
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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@davewagner.bsky.social is Chancleta a Petco meowdel?
A pink litter box has a sticker on it with an orange & white cat laying on its side. The cat kinda looks like our beloved Sandal.
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Hang out with a leggy out
A chonky white & grey tabby named Calamity lays on her human. Her human is wearing a light blue tank under a darker blue shirt with black pants. Calamity has one white leggy out of her happy blob shape.
September 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
The back of a black T-shirt, with bold white letters saying: WAR BAD BOOBS GOOD
September 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet from Oct 1, 2016. It says: Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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A black & white drawing of a sub sandwich. Above it is a solid black star. The text says: Come and Take It.
August 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Californian here. Not a Newsom fan generally; I find him slimy & attention-grabbing with no moral code to speak of. But, god damn is this a good quote.

Something something broken clocks.
A picture of a slightly balding white man. Above it is a “headline” from The Onion that says: Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point.
August 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A rainy evening shot of the Capital Dome from April 2025. There appears to be a car double-parked. Full of crimes. Another rainy evening shot, this time of the Library of Congress. The street is littered with Lime Bikes, properly lined up in a bike rack. One of the cars may not have their wipers on. Just overrun with crime.
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I’m as basic a fall girlie as it gets, but, like, c’mon.
A renaissance-looking painting with angels in the upper left throwing things at the two people running away in the lower right. The things being thrown appear to be pumpkin bagels, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin beer & the infamous Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. The text says: It is 96 degrees People are at the beach Begone with your pumpkin treats
August 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Kerfuffle says RUFS?
Kerfuffle the fluffy B&W tuxedo sits on a tan carpet against a white wall. Her head is cocked to the right, as if she can’t believe you just said or did that. She is judging you.
August 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The NPS says Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows
A graphic image of a generic human shape flying thru the air after being headbutted by a giant bison. In the background, impressions of mountains & trees to indicate a forest. In large yellow text, it says Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows. In smaller white text under the flying human, it says Think Safely, Act Safely.
July 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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It’s super instagrammable, great for kids, etc etc. I took my mom there. It’s cheesy but fun.

www.museumoficecream.com/chicago/
A “swimming pool” filled with “sprinkles”. It’s basically a ball pit.
July 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Had one at the Museum of Ice Cream in Chicago. It was hot dog flavored ice cream w/mustard & a pickle. It was so weird & so amazing.
A hot-dog flavored ice cream served with mustard & a pickle on a sweet bun with poppy seeds.
July 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Yeah, we stood out there for 2ish hours (I was there for about an hour) and shouted the whole time.
WARNING: very very NSFW due to language
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Way ahead of you.
A Slack screen shot I sent to my manager that says “It is both international chocolate day and national dive bar day, so I’m afraid I can’t work today” My manager, knowing that I love both chocolate & jokes, responded with an emoji of a chocolate bar.
July 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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If you haven’t done so already, I highly recommend getting a cat scan.
Calamity, a mostly white cat with grey tabby patches lays on her human. Her human is wearing a black short sleeve shirt. Her human jokingly refers to these snuggle sessions as “cat scans”
June 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I’m a woman who works from home (so my wardrobe is exclusively pajamas) but as a Childfree Cat Lady™️ I’m always on the lookout for cats who need help.
A screen shot of a receipt to Wabash County Animal Shelter Two cats laying on a purple & white bedspread, in almost a yin/yang formation. On the left is Calamity, a mostly white cat with grey blotches. On the right is Kerfuffle, a fluffy B&W tuxedo. Her white belly fluff can’t be seen with how she is laying.
June 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Freya, Kerfuffle knows how hard it is to grow & maintain all of that floof.
Kerfuffle, a very fluffy B & W cat sits on a carpeted step. She looks concerned, as it seems her human staff has decided not to feed her on her schedule.
May 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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quote post with what it’s like to date you
A pic of a small sleeping animal with a handwritten sign that says: I am NOT dead just tired & ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! Under that is text that says: Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.
May 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM