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Me: Obscure & Spooky
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Marcus understands me...
A super close up on the face of Marcus the worm saying "Rotbert... this hime change....it's pissing me off
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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That show was so much fun!! My husband snapped this cute pic of me mugging for the camera! He was my drag along that year. He had a good time.
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Any #LosAngeles Area friends, if you are in need. Here is some info for ya. It is drive thru only, if you need a ride, hmu.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The Nextdoor app + LAPD account on that app x Ai SLOP = COMEDY GOLD
Let's go Ddoger!!! God I love Bosdgall!!!!!
A post from the LAPD on Nextdoor that is an Ai slop image that says"'T's TIIIIME for Ddoger Bosdgall!!!"
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Hey chat,A doctor told me today it's "not possible" for me to be allergic to all the medications I'm allergic to & everything was fine with my physical exam & could not have been as distressing as I was making it sound.
I am so thankful for big, strong, smart men to help me understand my feelings.
A painting of Saint Lucia with a sword thru her neck.
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Remembering my favorite Libra Space Twin on her birthday, I hope she's causing chaos in the Elysian fields.
A close-up image of Carrie Fisher dressed as Princess Leia, sporting a white snow suit and braids.
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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I keep seeing this style of post on social media, where it appears that there are blanks to be filled in(always in a mismatched font/size). Does anyone know what this style of posting is called, because visually, I hate it!
An image from Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl album. With mismatched texts, reading "Taylor Swift's 'Father Figure' hits 100 million streams on Spotify - the third fastest non-single ever. But the 100 is a MUCH smaller type size and the font is diffrent.
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I mean I always understood Dr. Manhattan...but this is the vibe lately...
Dr. Manhattan alone on Mars.
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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But don't worry, guys....he's not a perv and his book's not pervy, he ONLY uses child marriage as a marketing tool!
Kelly a FB usere calling out the title for sounding pervy! Meanwhile Dan is jazzed that over 2000 people have downloaded his book, due to it's "eye-stopping" title...I'm sorry eye-stopping...no actual author would use this phrase...this book is totally Chat GPT slop...but he assures us, the book is not pervy!
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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What...and I cannot stress this enough...the ACTUAL fuck??
A screen capture of a sponsored Facebook post/advertisement for Dan Usleton, Author advertising his new book "My 12 year old wife" whith a book cover showing man who appears to be in his 40s on one side, a clock with a weird face in it and on the other side of the cover, a LITTLE GIRL in a blue tank top. WIth the words "He Lost her once...he can't lose her again"
October 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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It's me, I'm Goody Proctor, shakin' ass under the eclipse, in the forest.🤸‍♀️
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Did you know that Ikea beds have a standard 5-year warranty? I bought this bed in 2010; it has moved cross-country and across town, been taken apart and reassembled multiple times. Girl, me too, you deserve a little break down.
#NewBedframeTime
Image of a bed frame bracket where a screw has been filed, and the stabilizer bar made of metal has a tear in it.
September 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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What?? It's not my fault I'm a vampire?
Me as a person...
Close-up of Sadie Frost in Dracula in her character's wedding/burial dress in her vampire form. Pale, with fangs, and bloody lips.
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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15 Years! We did it "chat", we've been married for 15 years, VERY poggers!!
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Was Little Donnie 2-scoops up late watching Twilight again?
Jacob running up to Bella Swan asking "Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?"from Twilight.
August 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Guys who looked like this wearing "Park Police" were crawling all around San Diego at #SDCC
Anytime they showed up the vibes were RANCID!!
Went to an offsite on a boat/barge and was me with this as we disembarked....DISGUSTING!
A VERY stupid-looking "Department of Homeland Security" sign on a doc that reads "U.S. Customs and Border Protection WARNING This is a U.S. Foreign Trade Zone My 2 cents Is it? Is it really Jeremy? OR is it a marina between San Diego and Coronado? This is so dumb...it was all I could do not to chuck this into the water, but I would never throw TRASH in the sea, as I love our sea fam too much.
August 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Woooooof, when you get an Ad that was supposed to be a dog whistle but it's actually an air raid siren....Watching people and companies FALL over themselves to align with the worst people is bizarre.
August 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Is this app in my walls???
A screen capture of two citizen app notifications, one of which says a person experiencing back pain. The other says a person in need of assistance
July 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This was a very goated freebie #Sdcc thee CVS was giving out little care bags with samples of sunscreen, breathe right strips, basic vitamins and shampoo/conditioner.
July 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I am basically out of the Funko business, but they had Rebecca!!! She did not cost Two dollars and fifteen cents, but she was worth every penny.
#Sdcc
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Yes, Ladies, Gents,& Genderfluid and Non-Binary friends, it has been 365 days since my first #SDCC injury, and it was a DOOZY! Got hit by a stroller dad, got knocked down and broke my leg in 2 places & have a neat scar on my knee to show for it!
#ILivedBitch
July 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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You meet the nicest folks at SDCC. A special thank you to @stevenraymorris.bsky.social for taking time out to take a pic with a fan, me. I you have an amazing time.🫶🏻🦕🐈
July 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Ah yes, as I recall in the scriptures...Jesus said unto the faithful, "You gotta scrape the off"
Thanks Lumpy.
Bill Murray from Scrooged walking towards the camera saying "I'm gonna give you some advice Claire, Scrape them off!"
July 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hey kids, remember when Zachary Levi (Pugh) used to host Nerd HQ at #SDCC and had really fun conversations with cool people, raising money for charity? Ya know, before he morphed into an anti-vax, transphobic, misogynist weirdo? Those were fun times...We don't bully him enough, but there was a time
Matt Smith, Zachary Levi, Jenna Coleman, and a 3rd young man in a sport coat, all holding microphones while they sit on a stage at Nerd HQ during San Diego Comic con.
July 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I'm an ace she/they who saw the "Yeah sex is great, but have you ever seen that scene in Thor Ragnarok" where Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin plays??" unironically. I would rather watch that a thousand times than have another human touch me....🫠🙃🥺

The scene in question...I can hear the song now!
The scene in Thor Ragnarok where Thor is descending from the sky to the Bifrost, on lightning into an enemy horde rising to meet him with weapons pointed at him, and if you know the scene, it intro to Led Zepplin's Immigrant Song is playing....it's pretty dope
July 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM