Then he deploys the national guard to protect against the people he pardons.

It’s a vicious cycle of corruption and stupidity.

Three births here and the nurses were the best. The doctors came in to catch the baby and that was it. Basically tits on a bull.

As I said when I was in the wringer: it's like parenting toddlers with full legal rights.

I did not cook this year, we traveled. But I nearly leapt across the table to strangle my ex when he opined that Thanksgiving was a relaxing holiday. Said by the man who does fuck all and watches sports all day.

I had to give in right before Halloween. Tried to make to at least November but couldn't do it.