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Jen Never Wins
@jen-never-wins.bsky.social
Gen X childhood, Millennial pop culture tastes. Writer. Lawyer. Hypocrite pescatarian (I think fish are awesome and I still eat them).
Likes: Words, music, animals, password managers, sarcasm
Dislikes: Humidity, willful ignorance, grocery shopping
After months of thinking about subscribing to
@theatlantic.com
for the amazing journalism - what is it that finally gets me to subscribe? The games.

I have yet again failed in my quest to be a "serious adult." But damn I love Bracket City, and my inner nerd will not be denied.
August 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
OMG - this takes me back to the time I won a trip to see Radiohead at Shepherd's Bush Empire in London. I was the 106.7th caller to KROQ. I'm pretty sure I was the lamest winner Jed the Fish ever encountered, but damn that was a cool show!
2 + 2 = 5 (Hail to the Thief Live Recordings 2003-2009)

Full video on YouTube now waste.lnk.to/yt.htttliveBS
August 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I can't wait for winter so I can stop wearing sweaters and mittens in my office. #womenswinter
@collegehumor.bsky.social
youtu.be/d2NNm8MTboA?...
Why Summer is Women's Winter
YouTube video by Dropout
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One of the great things about people (well, at least women; ok, at least women over 40) actually talking about menopause is we get gems like this: Perimenopause is triggered when your ovaries—or “pelvis chickens”—quit dependably laying eggs each month. tinyurl.com/y42t39hk
Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
Thank you for calling the perimenopause hotline. Our phone lines are flooded with an unexpected gush of calls right now, but we assure you that our...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really regretting that I was too 🐓💩 to use this mug on a Teams meeting before my last day with the company that laid me off. My therapist found it and insisted it was important to my psychological health. I think she just knows I'm juvenile and passive aggressive.
August 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by Jen Never Wins
The stories we tell matter. I know this not from watching but from memory. I was just a child, held behind barbed wire in a U.S. internment camp, when an atomic bomb obliterated Hiroshima—killing members of my family.
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM