Liz M
@jemstone.bsky.social
Plant nerd, book lover, silly little goose
Let us give thanks to whoever invented the lay-flat option on a potato masher
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Let us give thanks to whoever invented the lay-flat option on a potato masher
The most successful coat drive is the lost and found of every middle school.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The most successful coat drive is the lost and found of every middle school.
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It’s here!!!! Episode one out now!
Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...
Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...
a man in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin
Alt: Q in a sombrero is playing a trumpet while another man plays a violin in front of an exasperated Picard
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s here!!!! Episode one out now!
Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...
Find us on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
open.spotify.com/episode/61kY...
We did a thing! I’m so excited for you guys to follow along on my journey of discovery, watching TNG for the first time. #startrek #tng #iloveyoulavar
Coming soon… podcast launch on 9/29/25
Find us on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts!
Find us on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts!
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We did a thing! I’m so excited for you guys to follow along on my journey of discovery, watching TNG for the first time. #startrek #tng #iloveyoulavar
DMV workers get an unfair rep. There is no chance I would be half as polite and upbeat when dealing all day with the dumbest people alive.
June 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
DMV workers get an unfair rep. There is no chance I would be half as polite and upbeat when dealing all day with the dumbest people alive.
I’m not even pretending to be nonchalant anymore. Full throttle chalanting from here on out
June 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m not even pretending to be nonchalant anymore. Full throttle chalanting from here on out
Reposted by Liz M
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the penguin.
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the elegance, agility and effortless natural grace of the penguin.
Why is my 8yo hitting me with phrases like “you awoke me from my slumber”
Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though.
Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though.
April 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why is my 8yo hitting me with phrases like “you awoke me from my slumber”
Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though.
Like ok Victorian wastrel. Get ready for school though.
It’s official, the human boy child I made with my own body wears the same shoe size as me now.
March 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It’s official, the human boy child I made with my own body wears the same shoe size as me now.
Why do people hate to say “I told you so?” It’s the best. I was correct and now we BOTH know??? Inject that into my veins
February 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why do people hate to say “I told you so?” It’s the best. I was correct and now we BOTH know??? Inject that into my veins
Me trying to flirt: soooo how bout those horrors huh?
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Me trying to flirt: soooo how bout those horrors huh?
New resolution just dropped: more languishing in my horrors this 2025
I have never read a character so prone to fits and fevers of great emotion as Victor Frankenstein.
What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.
What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.
January 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
New resolution just dropped: more languishing in my horrors this 2025
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by todays NYT Connections 🙋🏻♀️
December 12, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by todays NYT Connections 🙋🏻♀️
No one writes stories anymore about selling your hair to buy Christmas presents. We used to be a proper country.
December 2, 2024 at 9:39 PM
No one writes stories anymore about selling your hair to buy Christmas presents. We used to be a proper country.
Recharging after mucho crime
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Recharging after mucho crime
Dude on the Chargers making field goals is named Dicker? Dicker the Kicker????
Perfection. No notes.
Perfection. No notes.
November 26, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Dude on the Chargers making field goals is named Dicker? Dicker the Kicker????
Perfection. No notes.
Perfection. No notes.
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a warm kitty purring on your chest?
November 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a warm kitty purring on your chest?
According to my 8 year old, “rawdogging” is when your feet touch things without protection.
😳
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November 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
According to my 8 year old, “rawdogging” is when your feet touch things without protection.
😳
😳
Destiny’s child is playing over the speakers, an episode of Friends is soundlessly playing on the TV. I’m partying at this dentist office like it’s 1999
November 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Destiny’s child is playing over the speakers, an episode of Friends is soundlessly playing on the TV. I’m partying at this dentist office like it’s 1999
Have kids, so you can ask the hard hitting questions like "why does the toilet paper have a hat?"
November 20, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Have kids, so you can ask the hard hitting questions like "why does the toilet paper have a hat?"
What a pity there is no method for my kids to close the toothpaste after using it. Just NO WAY (besides putting the cap back on). It is completely IMPOSSIBLE.
November 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
What a pity there is no method for my kids to close the toothpaste after using it. Just NO WAY (besides putting the cap back on). It is completely IMPOSSIBLE.
Just a fuzzy little baby
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Just a fuzzy little baby
I asked a potential date if he was into Lord of the Rings and he said no, but would be willing to watch the movies as a sign of his interest in me. Like no dude…
If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it.
If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it.
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I asked a potential date if he was into Lord of the Rings and he said no, but would be willing to watch the movies as a sign of his interest in me. Like no dude…
If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it.
If you aren’t reading the Simarillion for me, I don’t want it.
I get now why the 17-24 year old protagonist must rise up to fight the Dark Lord. I’m old and tired and my bedtime is 9:30pm.
November 14, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I get now why the 17-24 year old protagonist must rise up to fight the Dark Lord. I’m old and tired and my bedtime is 9:30pm.