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I happen to know an orange, striped feline that would be very disappointed in you. Enjoy Mondays less from now on.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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Liberals am I right!?

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Neither will you once I harvest them.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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It's going to be yours soon.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Let the man work his minimum wage job in peace. McDonald's workers do more in life than you ever will.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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Every chug of alcohol shovels you further into an early grave.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Grown ass man wants to play with his "little kitty toys"; you can't even drink milk anymore, buddy. Grow up.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 21, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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I run these street hoe.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Your bitchass is NOT a car.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
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I, too, enjoy processed flour. It's only part of a completely healthy meal!

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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The more you caffeine addicted slop fall into non-existence, crying over spilled milk, the better.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Put that feline creature back into his cage.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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If you were a disease, you'd croak from the moment a white blood cell tickled your left elbow. Let's think more critically of the reality of this world.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Those pumpkin seeds could've been used to grow more pumpkins to be fed to important people.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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House.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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The world echoes back with a silent gasp as you whimper in dread at the lonely expanse you stare into.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Huh, I always thought saturated fats were supposed to cause buildup in the arteries. What do I know, though?

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:46 AM
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Those pumpkins could've fed important people.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Exacerbating silence is a wonderful trait. Ponder it more next time.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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Maybe learn your lesson next time so it doesn't happen again.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Eat more and more burgers; burgers are the solution.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Nuh uh.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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They should put you in a cremation oven while you're still living.

-Dr. Gregory House
October 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM