Not to be a boomer but all movies this year (besides Sinners) are so ass 😭

Anyone ever have "validating scroll" moments? Where you just need to seek out people you know have the exact same opinion as you?

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Anyways One Battle After Another low-key high-key kinda sucked

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Those showers with the three knobs, one for hot one for cold one for electric flavor, anyone ever feel like an old-timey alchemist mixing potions when they turn the knobs one way or the other, concocting a brew of perfectly tempered shower water...

Anyone else understand?

"The best coding language is the one that gets me the most money"

"What about JavaScript?"

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I've been so infected with the Woke mind virus, that I find it more difficult to conceive of a woman with a pussy than one with a penis. There'll be a cute girl in a movie and I have to keep reminding myself that she doesn't have a 6-incher under that skirt

Anyways all women pretty <3

Autism Speaks takes the differently shaped, but still beautiful, block of wood that is a neurodivergent soul, then uses a dull, serrated scalpel to break it into a puzzle piece

tops who say "bottom 🫵" have the same energy as bottoms who say "🥺" in that they are both lame, overused, and creatively bankrupt.

challenge thread: make something better

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y'all ever realize how The Incredibles (2004) is just thinly veiled objectivism?

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I saw a lesbian denounce yuri today because there was no Spotify Wrapped. True story.

Why does the startup screen to this app look like it's made by Disney?

Jellyfish Thought: If land was water and water was land, and the sky was green trees (the FBI killed MLK) and the ground blue clouds, where would jellyfish live?

I appreciate this land creature...

It will make a fine visage for my electro-tentacled self.

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