later that week i had a job interview and you’ll never guess what happened when the lady asked to see my CV

tip: try throwing all your items into a slime girl's mouth for a secret prize!

(the prize is she eats you too)

feed me all your scrap and wires and strange chemicals and poisons and bottles and jewellery and soap and plushies and dolls and used car parts and used cars and unused cars and radioactive barrels and girls and girls and girls and girls and girls and girls and fresh squeezed lemonade and girls and

why cant i just hungrily guzzle down all the plastic and metal i can get my mouth on and feel it slide down my throat into my churning stomach. what gives

oh and the second part i didn't post before . feat @jellyguzzle.bsky.social hehe