jellydonuts.bsky.social
@jellydonuts.bsky.social
They seem to have a really tough time with 'actions' followed by 'consequences'.
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Soldiers in Nazi Germany swore personal allegiance to Hitler. But I can see how it could be confusing. Trump, Hitler, they're practically the same person!
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
A couple of weeks ago, I read a report that members of the Trump administration were 'very concerned' about how Christians were being treated in Nigeria. Nigeria! A place most of them couldn't find on a map. Then I realized: oh right, oil.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Her resignation takes effect 2 days after she's eligible for a full government pension. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Satire is officially dead.
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
So is it a burden being one of the hottest guys on the planet?
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This made me snort laugh.
September 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They certainly believe in the adage 'never let the truth get in the way of a good story'.
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She's the new Phyllis Schlafly! Making a successful career out of telling women to get back to the kitchen!
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Nice to see you, Mr. President. Where have you been?
September 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I remember reading that the difference between the US and France is that in the US the people are afraid of the government. In France the government is afraid of the people.
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hoo boy. This guy gives off serious 'closet case' vibes.
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Not true. I know several Democrats who have sent their elected representatives a sternly worded email.
August 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
He is SO CLOSE to getting it...
August 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The spirit of Janey lives!
July 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well, this sure as hell wasn't on my bingo card for 2025.
July 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I would be happy to!
July 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Because Stephen Miller doesn't hate white people.
July 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That is my favorite Simpsons scene ever.
June 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Weird, huh?
April 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I bet an eagle screeched in the background.
March 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
That's so nice of Trump to babysit Musk's kid while Musk has a press conference.
February 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What really makes me angry is the steady drum beat online (probably bots and trolls funded by bad actors) saying, 'Don't protest. That'll just make Trump declare martial law. It's what he wants.). Just to frighten people into submission. No appeasement!
February 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I laughed at this way harder than I should.
February 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Canadian here. We're working on it.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM