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JelloToast
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Helping Detroit's homeless since 2013.
Philanthropist. Physicist. Scientist. Amateur historian. Organizer. Data driven with a big fucking mouth.
I am a man of difficult fate.
February 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
January 15th, 2025, Biden is still President, 5 days before Trump took office, Hamas & Israel reached a ceasefire deal. Trump takes credit. January 29th, 2025, Trump is now President, 9 days after Biden left office, the deadliest plane crash since 2001 happens. Trump blames Biden. Huh
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The most realistic part of the Jurassic Park movies, is that no one learns a lesson, ever. If anything, they just get stupider as they repeat the same easily identifiable and avoidable mistakes over and over and over. Somehow this seems relevant right now.
January 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
January 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
January 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
January's delivery of 200 SurvivalPaks to the homeless on the streets of Detroit is done. Planning for February's is happening now. TWELVE YEARS, EVERY MONTH.
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The COE1 is currently counting inventory, ordering supplies and trying to schedule February’s packing party & delivery date. More details to come! Keep checking all of our social media accounts (FB, Instagram, LinkedIn and BlueSky) so you can get these events on your calendars!
www.coe1.org
COE1 | Congregation of Every 1
www.coe1.org
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There is a setting on every toaster that exists, every toaster that's ever existed, to completely burn the toast to a black square of charcoal.
January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Over 70 volunteers came tonight to help pack SurvivalPaks for the homeless! These packs will be on the streets of Detroit this weekend. THANK YOU to everyone who came! (More pics to come) We could NOT do this without all of you!
www.coe1.org
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wait, 1980? That can't be correct...I mean...um....2025 minus 1980 equals...what? Wait...what the actual fuck. FUCK.
These photos and basic subtraction have ruined my day.
January 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Come help pack these SurvivalPaks for the homeless tomorrow night! They'll be out on the streets and in the hands of the homeless on Saturday!
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
THIS WEDNESDAY
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'd post the stereotypical "crickets sound" but honestly, there aren't even any crickets on here.
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I really hope this place works out, but as of right now, I feel like I got to the nightclub two-hours too early, all the lights are still on, there's no music playing, and there are a couple of other random people meandering through a mostly empty 10,000 square foot ballroom with 35' high ceilings.
January 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's been difficult to learn, and accept, that what I assume is the obvious solution and/or action in any given situation, is not that obvious to anyone else around me.
January 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I guess I'll repost all of my charity announcements on here too? So far my BlueSky friends consist of my existing FB friends...
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I guess I'll repost all of my charity announcements on here too? So far my BlueSky friends consist of my existing FB friends...
January 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ive been on here for like 48 hours and so far, not one argument over Clownstick Von Fuckface. Huh.
January 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Apparently the allowed word count for posts on this platform is more inline with "Twitter" than it is with Facebook, which I'll have to get used to since I often like to write short novels on my FB posts. Looks like I'm running of space on this post already...only forty letters left before I get cut
January 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Well this is a totally odd experience so far. Pretty quiet in here.
January 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Figuring this shit out still
January 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
January 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM