Jelloshot
@jelloshot.bsky.social
Terminally ill(matic).
Born to run, born to eat cake.
Born to run, born to eat cake.
Fatigues? More like fatigued from all these buttons.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fatigues? More like fatigued from all these buttons.
One thing I look forward to now that we are back in the office on Fridays is seeing everyone’s casual fashion sense.
Welp. Time to go back to WFH.
Welp. Time to go back to WFH.
July 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
One thing I look forward to now that we are back in the office on Fridays is seeing everyone’s casual fashion sense.
Welp. Time to go back to WFH.
Welp. Time to go back to WFH.
Not me looking up “Biggest Landfills in the US” instead of doing actual work.
July 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not me looking up “Biggest Landfills in the US” instead of doing actual work.
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Just keep trying your best, Steve!
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just keep trying your best, Steve!
“Act dumb and like you know nothing.”
Can do! (sad laughter inside)
Can do! (sad laughter inside)
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Act dumb and like you know nothing.”
Can do! (sad laughter inside)
Can do! (sad laughter inside)
Waiting for someone to comment on my sweater
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Waiting for someone to comment on my sweater
“It’s hard to fuck up a churro”
November 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“It’s hard to fuck up a churro”
WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME SO LONG TO GET TO A SARAGA
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM
WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME SO LONG TO GET TO A SARAGA
The Real World Austin (!) really shaped who I would become later on as an adult.
November 15, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The Real World Austin (!) really shaped who I would become later on as an adult.
Every promotion has its hidden punishments. Mine is JIRA.
December 16, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Every promotion has its hidden punishments. Mine is JIRA.
Maybe Jury Duty is about the friends you make along the way. That or the free snacks.
December 2, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Maybe Jury Duty is about the friends you make along the way. That or the free snacks.