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Jellokrunch
@jellokrunch.bsky.social
Baker, fiber artist, cat daddy
🎵Buster be nimble
Buster be quick
Buster go *under* Biffo stick
All around the Biffo clock
Hey let’s do the Beano rock🎵
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
But Biffo, you already had nuts for starters and mains!
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The future doesn’t look bright for those pears.
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Great, Biffo - now there’s no way we’ll be able to generate 1.21 jigawatts. This is why our timeline is the way it is.
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s this guy. Mr Teddy Parp. He IS the traffic jam.
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Sadly, Fred’s Brittle Bone Disease was not rare enough in Beantown to qualify him as a circus freak.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
After 30 some-odd years, Biffo finally gets a “reboot”
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Having put a sheet over his head, Biffo is forced to smell his own breath. The ensuing guttural sounds of revulsion are terrifying enough to scare the face off a demon.
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Maybe, but what do I call myself? Tropical Brain Freeze Headache?
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
But the real horror is me, looking at this shirt, and then deciding to construct these shorts out of these fabrics, thinking the whole ensemble would match and be an outfit that a sane person would wear. If I ever wear this outfit in public, I’m pretty sure it will result in a restraining order.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Biffo has caught more flies with honey in his hanging light fixture, and has got super high to eat them.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Take my snake for a ride, BB!
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Biffo deserves this
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We all have to pot the pink sooner or later
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@jolior.bsky.social I got a response! The work is called Four Genders Were Born… by Nanibah Chacon, 2022. The placard doesn’t give dimensions, but the thing is huge - I would guess maybe a 9’ x 14’ canvas. I manipulated the image to try and make it look like I was standing in front.
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m
So

Meta
Even
This
Artist
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I say old chap, I do believe this is my jam.
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A talking cat!? Now that’s just absurd.
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This one I do know! It’s titled Singer, by George Tooker, completed in 1962. A beautiful vibrant piece

www.brooklynmuseum.org/objects/1618
Singer
www.brooklynmuseum.org
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I failed to snap a photo of the placard for that painting, and there doesn’t seem to be an online catalog for this exhibit. I sent an inquiry to the museum - hopefully I’ll get an answer within a couple days? It’s a magnificent mural-sized painting from their current bicentennial exhibit.
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thanks, @brooklynmuseum.org for a great experience! I wish I could visit every day, but I’m glad to take my inspiration home with me, to view and create art locally, with my newfound knowledge and perspectives.
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM