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Spooky Alexander
@jelliclealexander.bsky.social
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33 year old dad of 2
political science & law
he/they bisexual, Minneapolis
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Time to lead my weekly group fitness class lol
Screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled “90s hits | top 100 songs.” The first three songs are No Scrubs by TLC, Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, and Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is an insult to clowns! JP Patches would have never bulldozed encampments or brutalized protesters
Photo of a sticker saying “don’t rank [Minneapolis Mayor] Frey,” and “we deserve better than this clown.” It shows a cartoon of Frey in clown makeup frowning with speech bubbles reading “I hate poor people” and “I’m afraid of the police union.”
October 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I have a helper for prepping today’s dnd session
Photo of a preschooler with long blonde hair and a striped shirt pointing at a map of Elturel, a city from the 5e adventure Descent into Avernus.
September 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I owe you an apology, Etsy witches. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
Screenshot of a tweet by Jezebel from 9/8/25 saying “we paid some Etsy witches to curse Charlie Kirk” Screenshot of tweets about a Mariners fan hiring an Etsy witches to “unfuck the Mariners” before they went on to do a lot better
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Making sauce out of a couple of pounds of tomatoes and some basil from our garden
Photo of a bowl of processed tomatoes. In the background there is a garlic clove, a knife, and off camera there is a bunch of basil
September 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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my neighbors have a leather pride flag that always jump scares me as a thin blue line one
the leather pride flag. it's a series of horizontal stripes (black, blue, black, blue, white, blue, black, blue, black) with a big red heart in the top left corner
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I came back to town after a month long road trip and my drip irrigation system definitely worked lol
Photo of an overgrown raised garden bed featuring flowers, basil, tomatoes, green beans, peas, summer squash, butternut squash, watermelon, etc.
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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making good time on our 4-day drive back to Minneapolis. so far the three year old and five month old are doing pretty well!
Screenshot of Google maps showing a route from Walla Walla, WA to Minneapolis, MN. It shows our location around Coeur D’Alene and that the total trip time is 22 hours and 26 minutes, taking us through Idaho, Montana, and North Dakota on our way to Minnesota.
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Naomi Wolf tweeting “No! No!!” about a stuffed bear getting a COVID vaccine like a dipshit
August 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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none of us will see heaven
Screenshot of Archive of Our Own showing there are 31 works of fanfiction tagged “Krattcest | Chris Kratt/Martin Kratt Incest,” referring to two real life zoologist children entertainers
August 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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yeah you could say I’m into movies
Photo of my entire dvd collection, piled haphazardly on a shelf, some upside down. From top to bottom, the dvds are: twin peaks, over the garden wall, ratatouille, brokeback mountain, pitch perfect, where the wild things are, the help, Elmo’s play along, little miss sunshine, the polar express, two dvds of Northern Exposure, made of honor, muppet treasure island, rent, cowboy bebop, and the Russian folk orchestra moskva.
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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this one is tried and true
The painting “It Has Come to Pass” by Soviet artist Sergei Lukin (1958), showing a Soviet soldier standing in a palace before a throne looking up at the opulence
July 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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two of our monarchs hatched this morning!
Photo of the inside of a mesh cage with two orange and black monarch butterflies hanging from the ceiling. In the background and foreground you can see several green chrysalises also hanging. Up-close photo of one of the monarch butterflies hanging outside from a leaf.
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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michael kirkbride's concept art for Morrowind goes so hard
black and white drawing of a huge daedric ruin(?) in the ashlands with a flock of bats overhead and people traveling on foot on top of insects in the foreground black and white sketch titled "breton mage" of a man with a comically long goatee and tattered robes holding a staff and a floating orb. he has one cowboy boot and one hoof. black and white sketch of a crouched humanoid missing the top of its skull to the front above the nose. it's titled "star wound enemy" and the creature is labelled as an ash zombie (sleeper acolyte).
June 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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rashoman (1950)
Screenshot of a Jomboy Media video where the umpires and players hotly contest whether a baseball baseman was safe or out based on various angles of footage
June 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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i don’t have enough ram for oblivion
Friendship regain with Mudasir meme. Asif and Mudasir are shaking hands. It says “now Mudasir and Salman both are my best friends.”
April 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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uninstalling Baldur’s Gate 3 to make room for the Oblivion remake
Friendship ended with Mudasir, now Salman is my best friend meme. It looks like it was made poorly in photoshop and shows two Pakistani men holding hands with a third man crossed out.
April 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Sled day
Photo of a preschooler pulling a red sled up a snowy hill, shot from behind
February 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Screenshot of a Letterboxd review of the Akira Kurosawa movie Rashomon (1950) giving the movie 2/5 stars with the review only saying “believe women”
February 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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lol waiting for a burrito at the nearby Mexican spot and literally nobody is watching the Super Bowl
Photo of a tv screen showing the Super Bowl suspended over a garbage can in a Mexican restaurant
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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who up caking their pans
Picture of a plate of golden brown pancakes. I used Namaste perfect gluten free flour in a cast iron.
February 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Some fighter(?) selling a breakfast sandwich deal from a 1991 commercial. I forgot who he is but it’s a screenshot from an ancient blurry commercial. He’s a balding black man with a mustache wearing a black turtleneck and holding two breakfast sandwiches in one hand.
January 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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my goofy bullshit shelf
Photo of a shelf featuring a bag of tapioca flour situated between arrowroot flour, citric acid, sea salt flakes, lemon extract, and cream of tartar
January 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Luigi
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Photo of a flyer with a crudely drawn smiling cat with the text HAVE A GOOD ONE. there are pull tabs at the bottom with the same cat face, most of which have been pulled off. Someone is holding one at the bottom of the frame.
January 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM