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Jell
@jellham.bsky.social
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He/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 22, autistic
Poly and partnered
If not here, mostly on tumblr
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Actually Romantic is truly giving Regina George claiming Janice was a lesbian and in love with her. In the end of the og movie it’s all but outwardly stated that Regina was the lesbian and happiest when in a pile of girls.
A screen grab from Mean Girls, Regina George saying I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you because I think you’re a lesbian”
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Would you like to play a game? You claimed to not let weight hinder your attraction to people. Before you is a beautiful fat woman. You have sixty seconds to compliment her, but beware - if you mention the words ‘soft’, ‘pillow’ or ‘ancient Greece’ you will explode immediately
An image of Billy the puppet from the Saw movie franchise
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Bait used to be believable 😔 now people don’t even try 😔 what have we come to as a society….
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Which could mean nothing
A Spotify screenshot of the lyrics to the song 100 Bad Days by AJR. The lyrics read: Remember when she broke my heart Waiting for the waiter to return my card Right as I let down my guard Lucky me A Spotify screenshot of the lyrics of the song right where you left me by Taylor Swift. The lyrics read: Break-ups happen every day, you don’t have to lose it She’s still 23 inside her fantasy And you’re sitting in front of me At the restaurant, when I was still the one you want
June 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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a stock image of children playing dodgeball turned into a meme. the children in the background dodging the ball are titled “random internet users just trying to be comedic”. the child throwing the ball is titled “Apollo”. The ball is titled “the gift of prophecy”. The image implies Apollo hits random internet users with the gift of prophecy
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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And my personal favorite TS picture taken since
A moment captured at the Grammy’s. In the background, Kendrick Lamar is accepting a Grammy and giving a speech. In the foreground, Taylor Swift, with her back turned to the camera, is standing and lifting up a glass in a toast to Kendrick.
May 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Four pictures taken of TS since Trump posted that tweet btw
Taylor Swift in black shorts, black top and a black, red and gold jacket, looking badass Taylor Swift in a watercolor dress and red velvet heels looking ethereal Taylor Swift in a matching red and black skirt and blazer, a black corset and black knee-high boots, looking hot Taylor Swift in a sparkly red, short dress, dancing, looking stunning
May 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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#TSWIFTREADING25

As I said, retroactively added books I read this year. Thoughts on them below
May 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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probably worded this weirdly but this happens every time
a meme, on the bottom is a picture of a cat looking down into the camera. the text above reads: > a story that is mentioned to say assuming a sexuality is bad > looks inside > it’s about fan culture entitlement to personal life leading to harassment
May 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Very interesting differences between the Taylor’s version of the playlist and the stolen version
A Spotify playlist titled “New Romantics (Taylor’s Version) Radio. Songs, in order: New Romantics (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift Not Strong Enough by boygenius Still into you by Paramore Greedy by Tate McRae Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan Long story short by Taylor Swift What the hell by Avril Lavigne Colors by Halsey Caught in the Middle by Paramore Quarter life crisis by Taylor Bickett A Spotify playlist titled “New Romantics Radio. Songs, in order: New Romantics by Taylor Swift Fake Happy by Paramore Kiwi by Harry Styles Everybody Talks by Neon Trees What the Hell by Avril Lavigne I did something bad by Taylor Swift Quarter life crisis by Taylor Bickett Still into you by Paramore Heart attack by Demi Lovato Ribs by Lorde
May 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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If anyone here plays ACNH let me know I might just get NSO, here’s the proof
April 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Made an oversimplified Quick and Easy guide to the depths of Gaylor theorizing as I see it
A meme of the iceberg format, where every layer of the meme is a layer of deeper understanding of a certain subjects. Layer 1: Taylor Swift only writes songs about her ex boyfriends Layer 2: Some Taylor Swift songs are about her ex boyfriends and some aren’t Layer 3: Some Taylor Swift songs are about her ex girlfriends Layer 4: Some Taylor Swift songs are made to seem like they are romantic but are actually about her relationship with fans Layer 5: Some of Taylor Swift’s songs are about her relationship between herself as a person and herself as a famous artist
April 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Anyone wanna look at this and tell me what’s wrong with me?
April 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I perceive you do you perceive me
a closeup of the eyes of a character gwen stacy from the spiderverse movie franchise. she looks to the side of the camera and her eyes are wide like she’s surprised. she has blue eyes and blonde hair
March 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Good luck! I really loved playing it, it was very fun (as long as I wasn’t comparing myself to the speed runners, lol). Have a screenshot of the game I made when I was playing as a good luck charm!
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Mfw people:
- think every queer relationship has a top and a bottom
- equate topping with dominating and bottoming with submitting
- say or even imply that topping must involve penetrating and bottoming - being penetrated
- forget switches exist
A warped screenshot depicting Om Nom, a little green alien, looking bewildered and mildly disturbed
February 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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If I send you this know that I hate that one mf as much as you do
A picture from the Grammy awards. A woman in a black jacket over a red dress (Taylor Swift) is standing and raising a glass to the stage, as a man in a blue outfit (Kendrick Lamar) is holding an award, midst acceptance speech
February 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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without downloading new pics/vids where are you mentally?
An image is edited to look like a live news report screenshot. A black man is scrunching his face in disgust. Text shows: BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL MAN IS DISGUSTED. He took one look at the bullshit, and had it with mankind An image of a man dressed like a cowboy crossed out in red on a white background, with four sets of yellow text around him. The pieces of text read: See an American posting? Stop! Think before you engage! Americans are feckless cowboys. Do not encourage them. Oh, what’s that? Someone somewhere else does something different? That’s called living in the world, jackass. Post responsibly: say no to Yankee Doodle Discourse. A cropped image of a drawing of two people entering a building with the words “Mental Health Center” upfront. In the bottom of the image is text saying “taylor swift fan meet up!” A collage of posters and covers from different pieces of media, such as Fight Club, Spider-Man comics, American Psycho, One Piece, Kill La Kill, Attack on Titan and Delicious in Dungeon. In front of the collage is white text saying “It’s not even about “media literacy” at this point, y’all are clearly incapable of forming any sort of cognitive thought.”
January 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Considering this did not happen for me (not in America), this is very telling
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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This is kind of a subbleet from something I saw on TikTok. And, as some replies pointed it out, while the comment is correct in that being a Gotham experience, that is part of why I think people would dislike him.
A TikTok comment by a user Ferus_Silovik reading “No, he can share in their pain, just not in their poverty. His parents were literally murdered in the street in front of him. That is a Gotham experience”
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Today we are immortalizing that one time when my friend let me play Baldurs Gate 3 on her computer through remote play, and after making my DnD character I was asked to make a guardian, so I messed around for a bit, until I suddenly made her lips really red and…
A two-row collage of screenshots of Baldurs Gate character with different hairstyles on top and images of Taylor Swift with similar hairstyles in the bottom, the character having a similar appearance to Taylor Swift
January 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Love me a good picrew trend, recreated an outfit I kinda have

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January 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Sending it as screenshots of the tumblr post I made about it
A tumblr post by whosmarinette reads I was mildly upset about the way the minecraft movie seems like a big joke, so I decided to come up with a quick script idea that would've made it on par with The Lego Movie when it comes to being heartfelt and true to what makes Minecraft (and also playing games online) great. Like maybe it's animated in-game and it's about four siblings, and the oldest brother is away for college and playing with the younger siblings, and the youngest sister is around ten and it's her first time playing. The oldest brother keeps trying to teach her to play properly, and urges everyone to kill the Ender Dragon, but while two other siblings follow his lead, the youngest sister keeps doing side quests and on the second day keeps talking about how much she wants to find a pink sheep. There's a point where he gets frustrated and just uses pink dye on a random sheep, but then it's revealed because he gets killed and one of the things that drops is pink dye. The youngest doesn't realize what happened, so she isn't upset, but the other two siblings are, and he doesn't understand why, since he thought their top priority was also to kill the Ender Dragon. a continuation of the post reads And then they explain to him, that their top priority was to just spend time with him, because they miss him since he's away for college, but they prefer other parts of the game than just grinding towards the End - maybe one of them is a builder and another loves exploring caves. And they also explain, that the youngest sister spent the whole night after the first day playing, learning the controls better and watching videos on fun facts about Minecraft, because she also wanted to spend time with him. And she learned about how most Minecraft players never get to see a naturally generated pink sheep, so she wanted to find one to have this special experience with her siblings before they all become too old to ever play anything with her again. Now that he understands, he confesses what happened to the youngest, and apologizes, asking if she wants his help finding the sheep, but she says that she found out getting to The End isn't actually the end of the game, and they can find the sheep after (she thought the end was THE END). They all go to kill the Ender Dragon and the little sister gets to explode the last bed. a continuation of the post reads They exit The End and decide to make their way back to their base in the Overworld (they got most of the way towards the end portal through the nether because it's faster). And on their way they pass by a naturally generated huge flower field, and the little sister starts gathering flowers to bring back to base, and then they see that on the other edge of the field is a naturally generated pink sheep, and all four get really excited because it's the first time all four of them ever saw a naturally generated pink sheep. fin. P. S. There could be an after credit scene where it shows how they all got to do stuff they actually love - like the youngest got to have a flower garden and keeps animals and has a farm, the middle siblings get to build and explore caves, and we get to find out that the oldest's favorite thing to do in the game is actually redstone machinery, and he built one of these flying machine thingies and invites his siblings to try and reach The Far Lands
January 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I wish I was kidding but sadly this is what having been undiagnosed autistic at 14 got me
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Angelica Hamilton, the daughter of Alexander Hamilton and Elizabeth Schuyler
January 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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I’ve been thinking about your post and I decided to kind of illustrate my point from my own ideas/experiences. It just has to be something that can be meaningful and beautiful to you even with Taylor out of the equation for whatever reason
January 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM