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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Yell In a War
@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗
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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
mfw I see DraftKings on his phone
Temperance activists of the prohibition era pose with sign reading “lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours”
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
bernie hadn't aged visibly since 1991 and this presidency has aged him (this is neither a bernie stan nor bernie hate post)
Bernie Sanders on CSPAN in 1991, looking much like he did from 2016-2024, just slightly less wrinkled and with the hair he does have a bit longer
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
oh hell no, you don’t get to quote ME pushing your “I’m a straight white man and I just feel we should do nothing in the face of fascism” agenda and then run from the consequences of your actions when I quote you back

DRINK LUKEWARM PISS, TIM
Tim Holstad posts in response to me encouraging people to call their reps: “This is your monthly reminder that calling your representatives does NOTHING, because there are no consequences for them to not vote based on the will of their constituents. They will do whatever they want, whenever they want, and for some reason we as a country continue to just allow it.” He has blocked me like a LITTLE BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
he’s lost hatbeardsunglasses guys
A white guy with a hat, beard, and sunglasses gives Donald Trump the double bird
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
horse successfully trains human to pick up sticks
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
when your son has had it with the damn ground poles
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
when you’re mean to me but it turns out I’m right this is who you’re being mean to that turned out to be right
Nyt says “this is what a vindicated iguana looks like” and includes a photo of an iguana looking incredibly smug
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
he’s giving
The character Uncle Daddy from Claws
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I just know the headline writer wanted to write “Fascists Must Fully Fund Food Stamps by Friday, Federal Judge Rules”
Reuters headline: “Trump administration must fully fund food aid benefits by Friday, federal judge rules”
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
moving from 1990 to 2023, after adjusting for inflation, people paid 40% more for rent & 300% more to buy - and that’s not even factoring in student debt & that younger generations have never experienced employer loyalty so they calibrate salary expectations assuming they can be laid off at any time
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
turn this garbage off, LinkedIn opted us all in without permission
LinkedIn data privacy settings: Data for Generative AI Improvement
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Research time
Duck duck go search for “really old evil politics guys”
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
oh no!!! don't touch the third one
these birds are called rails, I'm very funny. it took me a long time to find a picture of three of them. please clap
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Every question after this should have been "how do you plan to acquire rare earths, other than from China," until he eventually demonstrated that he cannot name a single rare earth element and does not know where in the world they are mined, he just knows the term is on his talking points sheet.
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: But within a short period of time-- we'll have everything we need for ourselves. You know, we've instituted an emergency program, and we will have-- within a year from now to a year and a half, we'll have everything we need, no matter what kind of a threat is being-- NORAH O'DONNELL: How? How do we do that? PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: Because we've taken over. First of all, you saw the partnerships w-- we've established with Japan, with Australia, with U.K., w-- with just about everybody, frankly. And we're all doing it together. You know, this wasn't a threat against the United States. This was really a threat against the world. So the w-- whole world has come together, I think, at our behest. And rare earths, in-- within two years, rare earths will cea-- really cease to be a problem. NORAH O'DONNELL: The one thing that China wants but it doesn't have is the world's most advanced semiconductors.
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
at least IT still has an east facade
The east facade of the Naikaku Sōri Daijin Kantei (prime minister’s office)
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
this is the most capital letters I’ve ever seen millennials use in one night
All caps baseball skeets
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I’m not going to watch a baseball but I’ll make a cup of luck
Yamamotoyama green tea
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
why, did something happen
My timeline is all skeets of NO NO NO or HOLY FUCK
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
teach your child how to fall in case they grow up to dedicate very few brain cells to self preservation like their internet horse aunt
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Arabian horse appears to pucker up for a kiss
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
there are a few bugs though
Post from Sefaria about receiving a bug report involving an actual bug, well, a spider—a spider is visible in their digitization of Zevachim 42a from the Babylonian Talmud.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
just gonna leave this here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
MRI and FDG-PET scan results associated with various forms of FTD, a form of dementia that often causes inappropriate behavior, disinhibition, and an unusual gait characterized by a splayed right leg, intermittent shuffling steps, irregular stride length, and a swinging motion bringing especially the right leg forward
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
he walked so he could run
Osama bin Laden The White House’s East Wing, demolished by Donald Trump
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
This is out of fucking touch. @coveredca.bsky.social how many people paying for their own healthcare do you think find it a relief to hear “it’ll be ONLY $1200 more next year for the same thing?”
Dear Jelena, It’s time to renew your Covered California health insurance plan for 2026. Based on your current household information, the monthly premium for your current health plan is set to change by less than $100 per month next year. That’s less than $3/day for peace of mind.
October 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM