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jel23.bsky.social
@jel23.bsky.social
There is no worst enemy than a friend betrayed. Spirit of 1814!
I actually saw « God Guns » on the top of the cap, not « God AND Guns »…. Can someone please explain what a God Gun is? Do you shoot Gods with it? Or do you load it with Gods and shoot? I’m confused…
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We don’t trust america anymore. Their much celebrated constitution is worthless: Their system has enabled this to happen, and there’s no guarantee that it can’t happen again. Things will not go back to how they were before he was elected, because we will move on.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My guess is that he started hearing the cameras snapping photos of the incident and his reflex was to stand up and face them. Kind of like a combined Pavlovian / dementia thing
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
CPC being dis-membered
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
PiPi’s party is being dis-membered
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Not so cocky and arrogant anymore, eh? Gee, what happened?
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Americans, you know what to do! Next protest everyone is armed with a sandwich!
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
RFK probably was trying to help, by running to get some weird « cure » like jalapeño suppositories or pickled monkey nostrils or something like that….
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So PP keeps talking about Canada being broken… it’s more like his own party that is shattering!
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Trust me, don’t try to sneak any of that loot! She’ll have memorized the data and will be tracking the inventory.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Hepatitas, sounds like a Roman general or emperor…. He had many children, all named after him. His one-hundredth child was known as Hepatitas C. I’ll show myself out now…
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Perhaps the orange broken roomba meant to say « in the hall of fame », but then again, who the hell knows, since his limited thoughts are unable to be expressed in full sentences.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
« Jack » O lantern, indeed!
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
On the bright side, at least americans will be getting a beautiful presidential ballroom!
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Amazing! Just curious, has anyone at these protests seen any ICE cowards? Or are they hiding today?
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
WTF? He thinks he caught the gay virus?!?
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So does he need a security clearance to speak to the RCMP people? Because that would be great.
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What happened to « there’s nothing that Canada has that the usa needs »?
October 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
« 1 on 1 », huh? Did HE suggest that?
October 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM