it’s been three days and people can’t even FIND eggs

The only 🍊 thing I like is a #sumocitrus.

Marathon, not a sprint. Marathon, not a sprint. Marath...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NEWS ALERT...on not a sprint...

This

New game, how long can I go without saying the orange sack's name? Also how many different ways can I describe a literal pile of saggy badly tinted Nosferatu looking excuse for a human?

Is it 2028 yet?

Remember, despite everything, the Democratic party still absolutely refuses to build its own culture or social media ecosystem. Because they wouldn’t be able to control the messaging. So we will keep losing. Thank you, our intellectual and strategical betters! (as determined by them!)

Giant sucking sound in DC

This is precisely how I'll be going through tomorrow's transfer of power.