Jehn Tanaris
jehntanaris.bsky.social
Jehn Tanaris
@jehntanaris.bsky.social
I love Art, Anime, Crafts, Manga, Music, Video Games, and board/card games. I am familiar with a few programming languages and make video games as a hobby. I try, and fail, to stay out of politics, LOL.
I can hear this picture.
Do do do doo do do do doo CATMAN (Batman 1966 cartoon theme song)
July 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Lab Tech: "Our centrifuge is broken."
"No problem."
July 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
July 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If the Sharpie warehouse runs out of ink redacting your name from the Epstein files, you may be a pedo.
July 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't know why he needs so much hard seltzer but count me in.
July 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Shhh, hoo-mans! I iz hiding."
July 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Update: They were at my apartment building the other day. They were looking for my neighbor. Another missed opportunity. 😒 I'm going to ask her when they are coming back so I can be dressed appropriately!
July 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I think it meant BeDazzle, although I will also accept Tar & Feather.
June 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I feel judged. 😆 Very cute.
June 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hmm. 🧐 Thought experiment. Hidden GoPro and a quick change in outfit and accessories. See which group or religion I can cosplay that makes the missionaries want to spend more or less time talking with me. I know this area is crawling with jehovah's witnesses, but I don't know if he was with them.
June 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
...how long would it take to feed them all a piece of meat? That at least gets you a poof of hearts.
June 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A missionary approached me and asked if I wanted to go to church. I smiled & politely replied, "no thank you". Meanwhile, I was mentally kicking myself for leaving the house without a TST shirt and my baphomet necklace. I could've held it up to see if he spontaneously combusted at the sight.
June 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh please no. Just no. I don't need to see old man bits. 😆
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Aww, I was looking forward to buying a visitor's pass to hell to watch her fight Cerberus. But now I rather believe she made it up for her book. That's fine. She's still going to the hot place. I'll just watch her fight something else in hell.
May 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
2. …I assumed it’s because of my weight. How did I get over it? I started wearing my *TST shirts, especially with Bapohmet (*The Satanic Temple - thesatanictemple.com not to be confused with the Church of Satan)
Now I really give people a reason to be annoyed with me without having to say a word.
The Satanic Temple - Official Website
The Satanic Temple encourages benevolence and empathy, rejects tyrannical authority, advocates practical common sense, opposes injustice, and undertakes noble pursuits. The Satanic Temple uses Satan a...
thesatanictemple.com
May 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
1. Good on you for walking - keep it up.
I am morbidly obese and trying to lose weight. I've tried many plans, including a personal trainer, and nothing has worked after the first 90 pounds. However, I am working with my doctors to improve my health. When I received glares from people in public...
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He's been spotted with tattoos - put him on a plane to El Salvador. This is 100% a real photo. Also the muscles are real. 100%. No chance I used AI.
May 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He's been spotted with tattoos - these are 100% real. I did not use AI to generate his muscles - they are also 100% real. Off to El Salvador he goes.
May 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm seeing a lot of signs that say 'eat the rich'. Can anyone recommend a wine pairing?
April 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
April 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Denial, on the part of Republicans in congress, that they can't be held accountable for Trump's crimes. They *can* be. They don't have immunity.
April 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
She's probably a little lightheaded. Just got back from her tour of Jewish space lasers, and the air is pretty thin up there.
April 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Some of you think he's too stupid to close an umbrella. This is partially true. He's intentionally leaving them behind. One of his staff picks them up and then lists them on eBay. Same with his socks. He's been having a rough time keeping up with the demand. Maintaining a cult is *exhausting*.
April 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So, if he has passed away in prison, for the person or persons who made this 'administrative' error ... negligant manslaughter? They can't just sweep this story under the rug and call it a day.
April 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What? His daily affirmations in front of his portraits not enough?
April 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM