Us to our friends who were desperate for us to use a disco ball: THERE IS NO DISCO BALL IN THE LONDON BLITZ

Us in the show: Now you will throw glitter across the stage!

The more they push AI software on cell phones the more I understand people who held on to non-smart phones for as long as possible.

I swear I'm not a kleptomaniac. I'm just a theatre tech who often forgets about pockets.

These aren't mine 😅

It is possible to summon me by playing bagpipes. If I can hear them, I will try to find them.

Nothing highlights how broken Spotify is quite like trying to make a radio based on something outside your frequent listening.

I was immediately in love with LotR when I read it back in high school. I'm revisiting the actual books via audiobook for the first time since then and it feels like coming home. And of course, I have some thoughts.

Do you ever miss browsing Blockbuster? If yes, visit the library! Usually no snacks, but they do have DVDs and bluerays for your perusing enjoyment and you can check them out for free! (Or a small cost? I don't know every system's policy but at my library they're free)

Spent some time this morning winding a new hank of yarn into a ball and it was so incredibly soothing. 10/10 way to start a day.

I absolutely love the new live London cast recording of Hadestown, but why are so many songs missing?? I want to be devastated by Flowers and Doubt Comes In!

Sometimes being an adult means realizing you can make cream cheese cucumber sandwiches at any time. It doesn't have to be a tea party.