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my dearest, darling sidney,

[she/her | wear a mask]
i know this looks fake and would be easy to cheat but i swear this is real. i’ve been using these as starters just to be able to express the desire and it actually worked out quite well for me.
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
it’s not FREE because i pay a monthly premium, but my jaw literally dropped when i clocked those zeroes.
February 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
today can just fuck off.
January 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
they figured it out
January 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got this bad boy renewed (in less than two weeks!) just in time for the final gasping breaths of our functioning government.
December 20, 2024 at 3:03 AM
these are excellent points on their own, but the argument extends perfectly to requiring wearing respirators in workplaces/public spaces as well.
December 19, 2024 at 4:31 AM
oh my fucking god.
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
“roaches elect exterminator”
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM
he’s back with grandma now, waiting for her to put her breakfast plate on the floor so he could lick up the egg yolk and toast crusts. he’s running free and catching every chipmunk he sees. he’s falling asleep in the grass, a gentle breeze petting his sun-warm fur.
August 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
well which is it
August 17, 2024 at 1:21 AM
can’t figure out the difference between these two icons for the “notify me” tag in libby. why is one bell in color and the other greyed out? when i tap on the books they have the same tag. and this applies to different books in my list, seemingly randomly, not just these two.
August 6, 2024 at 6:51 PM
i bought the genetic equivalent of two of my favorite pieces of clothing having a baby: acne studios checked shirt + rainbow tie-dyed carhartt chore jacket = r13 plaid ombré shirt
July 28, 2024 at 8:08 PM
sure is pretty while it burns
July 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
the six-year-old brought home her class laptop for the summer and was excitedly telling me about the one game on it: it’s a dinosaur and a cactus and a dinosaur that flies!

took me a minute to realize it was this:
June 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
five!
May 19, 2024 at 6:18 PM
i fear i am now fixating on these. every lawn i pass gets a long look for clover patches. i’ve enlisted children.
May 16, 2024 at 1:47 AM
pre-seasoned pork
May 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM
upon further investigation (wikipedia) four-leaf clovers are not that rare? i have just…not been looking for them.
May 7, 2024 at 6:34 PM
[dj khaled voice]
May 7, 2024 at 2:28 PM
4 u
May 5, 2024 at 7:18 PM
sigrid made it to track star!!!!!
April 30, 2024 at 2:05 AM
oh hahahahahahahahaha…you don’t.
April 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
me
March 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
slightly haunting to read this, to consider the thesis, after aaron’s protest. but here are a few different bites that stood out in this heartbreaking and boundless story.
March 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM