Jeff
jeffwmace.bsky.social
Jeff
@jeffwmace.bsky.social
New Pope will never be as good as Pope Classic.
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
(Mario narrates an audiobook):

“It’sa me, Ismael!”
February 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m bringing sexy back.

It doesn’t fit right. Do you offer store credit?
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the boys and they are back in town.
January 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m still writing 1997 on my checks.
December 31, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Every little thing she does is Magic.

What I mean to say is that every little thing she does involves a combination of applied physics, pyrotechnics, minor behavioral psychology, and misdirection tactics.
November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
ight now! What do we want? Time-travel jokes! When do we want them? R
November 21, 2024 at 12:09 PM
🎶Let's hear it for the boy/
Let's give the boy a haaa-nnd/
That armoire looks heavy/
Living up to an arbitrary measure of masculinity isn't worth a lifetime of lower back pain🎶
November 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I once played Keep Away with En Vogue.

They were unnecessarily cruel.
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Why are they called Yield signs instead of "Stop-lites"?
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM