I set out to 100% every single player "canon" Zelda game. I have now finished that quest. Here is my final Zelda tier ranking:

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.