Jeff Schwartz
@jeffurry312.bsky.social
One-time Countdown (UK) contestant (28/10/97), one-time Jeopardy! contestant (1/1/07), president of the National Puzzlers' League (2019-24), he/him
Me in a typical class: "Give me any whole two-digit number."
My class: (silence)
Me in today's class: "When is the next exam?" (I told them the date last week.)
My class: "The 16th!" "The 11th!" "The 13th!" "The 12th!"
My class: (silence)
Me in today's class: "When is the next exam?" (I told them the date last week.)
My class: "The 16th!" "The 11th!" "The 13th!" "The 12th!"
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me in a typical class: "Give me any whole two-digit number."
My class: (silence)
Me in today's class: "When is the next exam?" (I told them the date last week.)
My class: "The 16th!" "The 11th!" "The 13th!" "The 12th!"
My class: (silence)
Me in today's class: "When is the next exam?" (I told them the date last week.)
My class: "The 16th!" "The 11th!" "The 13th!" "The 12th!"
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Thank you for saying what the problem is, Rabbi Buchdahl.
Zohran Mamdani has helped to mainstream antisemitism. Willful ignorance and tokenism don’t change the facts.
Zohran Mamdani has helped to mainstream antisemitism. Willful ignorance and tokenism don’t change the facts.
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Thank you for saying what the problem is, Rabbi Buchdahl.
Zohran Mamdani has helped to mainstream antisemitism. Willful ignorance and tokenism don’t change the facts.
Zohran Mamdani has helped to mainstream antisemitism. Willful ignorance and tokenism don’t change the facts.
ESB: Tonight, our lights will shine Yellow to celebrate the return of Israeli hostages and hopes for a lasting peace 💛🎗️
Live Cam: esbo.nyc/Peace 🇮🇱
Live Cam: esbo.nyc/Peace 🇮🇱
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ESB: Tonight, our lights will shine Yellow to celebrate the return of Israeli hostages and hopes for a lasting peace 💛🎗️
Live Cam: esbo.nyc/Peace 🇮🇱
Live Cam: esbo.nyc/Peace 🇮🇱
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Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Jimmy Fallon Plans to ‘Keep My Head Down’ and Avoid Politics on ‘The Tonight Show’: ‘We Hit Both Sides Equally’
Jimmy Fallon says he plans to "keep my head down" and avoid politics on "The Tonight Show."
variety.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Fucking disgusting variety.com/2025/tv/news...
@kimreed.bsky.social I love listening to you and you watch the same reality trash I watch, but the Sandra Diaz-Twine erasure was painful this morning.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
@kimreed.bsky.social I love listening to you and you watch the same reality trash I watch, but the Sandra Diaz-Twine erasure was painful this morning.
"Aside from the penis, I want to go to the church," is a thing I just said here in Reykjavík.
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Aside from the penis, I want to go to the church," is a thing I just said here in Reykjavík.
Do they have Julie say "orbs" so she doesn't have to say "balls?" #BB27 #BigBrother
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Do they have Julie say "orbs" so she doesn't have to say "balls?" #BB27 #BigBrother
Remember when American televisions started with Channel 2? Now they start with Amendment 2.
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Remember when American televisions started with Channel 2? Now they start with Amendment 2.
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Wasn't hard to find the segment! youtu.be/VoOebNNCMjI?...
Casey Kasem congratulates Wendy Carlos on her transition during AT40 4-28-79
YouTube video by Kilgore Trout
youtu.be
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wasn't hard to find the segment! youtu.be/VoOebNNCMjI?...
It's looks like today Trump is talking out of only one side of his mouth.
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It's looks like today Trump is talking out of only one side of his mouth.
Thank you for flying Hair Serbia.
August 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thank you for flying Hair Serbia.
I was away for a while and now I'm catching up on #BigBrother . Is it just me or does this season actually have production value? I couldn't believe it when they did a riff on the Australian twins.
August 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I was away for a while and now I'm catching up on #BigBrother . Is it just me or does this season actually have production value? I couldn't believe it when they did a riff on the Australian twins.
@kellyekell.bsky.social Missing White Woman was fantastic! I'm on vacation in Bulgaria and Serbia but now what am I going to read on my flight back to New York on Sunday? I've enjoyed all of your books. Thank you.
August 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@kellyekell.bsky.social Missing White Woman was fantastic! I'm on vacation in Bulgaria and Serbia but now what am I going to read on my flight back to New York on Sunday? I've enjoyed all of your books. Thank you.
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Happy Pride to Farmer Jim 🌈 🐻
June 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Happy Pride to Farmer Jim 🌈 🐻
@zachwurt.bsky.social @corskeezy.bsky.social I think Charlotte actually said "zEbra" the way we do.
I lived in the UK in the late '90s and I called a cellphone a "moBILE" for years.
I lived in the UK in the late '90s and I called a cellphone a "moBILE" for years.
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@zachwurt.bsky.social @corskeezy.bsky.social I think Charlotte actually said "zEbra" the way we do.
I lived in the UK in the late '90s and I called a cellphone a "moBILE" for years.
I lived in the UK in the late '90s and I called a cellphone a "moBILE" for years.
Love those #Eurovision subtitles on Peacock.
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Love those #Eurovision subtitles on Peacock.
I had to leave my office to give an exam during the #Eurovision semifinal, but I'm happy to see that Albania seems to have done well. I love them and Zjerm.
May 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I had to leave my office to give an exam during the #Eurovision semifinal, but I'm happy to see that Albania seems to have done well. I love them and Zjerm.
I would choose music over mucus. (I *hate* cheese.) #AmazingRace
May 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I would choose music over mucus. (I *hate* cheese.) #AmazingRace
@irathethird.bsky.social I love the expression "Jeopardy! Gays." I have no beef with Louis but I was a one-and-doner whose episode was pre-empted in most markets. My episode had TWO Jeopardy! gays but we both lost.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
@irathethird.bsky.social I love the expression "Jeopardy! Gays." I have no beef with Louis but I was a one-and-doner whose episode was pre-empted in most markets. My episode had TWO Jeopardy! gays but we both lost.
@jessliese.bsky.social I, too, moved to New York so I wouldn't have to drive. I moved here from Michigan, where I worked for Ford for eight years.
April 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@jessliese.bsky.social I, too, moved to New York so I wouldn't have to drive. I moved here from Michigan, where I worked for Ford for eight years.
