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Jeff the prick
@jeffthebt.bsky.social
Henlo, I am Jeff , a bit of a prick, living in Cornwall, UK. Hooslaves slowly being trained to my standard.
A weird fing vat had a mask an steam vat went into mum's face 🤷‍♂️
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I too lub swimmin ! Grate form ver pal.
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December 4, 2024 at 7:34 PM
My mum also ates winter time and dus hibernates, grows her leg hair and eats loads just like a grizzly bear
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Vis woz on Monday, but yes we woz luckee and had no rainy .
December 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Hum trickee won 🤔
I fink yoo need to start bein fussy so yoo can get hand fed wiv magical treats
December 4, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Shoose is ve way forward
November 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Seems mightily over reakshun to me. Nuffin wrong wiv sharing fud, and nuffin wrong wiv showing appresiashun ov a gud meal by burpin
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November 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Free Morris !!!!
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Ve law says yoo mus gets better an no nibbuls, sorry but I care bout you #tufflove
November 27, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Hoos jus do not appreshiate our early warnin systems keepin ver ungrateful self's safe pffft
November 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Clearly ve cat did it *bangs gavel* case closed
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Am confused, if you came bal after an hour, why ar vey getting ver nickers in a twist??? Yoo cud try biting fru your lead ??
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 PM
🤣
November 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
My kinda place 😍
November 21, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Fanks pal, am feeling ve blue skies and love on here 💙
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Yay ! Me too !
November 21, 2024 at 7:04 AM