My five year old creates little restaurant menus that are more legible than that

Elder millennial dad achievement unlocked

He’s basically Alan Colmes

My frame of reference is Jim Gilmore so 1998 me would have been beyond shocked by this outcome

My kid picked a golden ticket out of a hat and got a three pound, 94 serving lollipop. It was too heavy for her to carry. The Willy Wonka house is crazy.

Wait wait wait, followed by contradictory nonsense every answer

Ever do The Brave Little Toaster?

My 8 year old daughter made this one but I’ll make sure to pass your compliment on to her

Every single social justice concept — safe spaces, intersectionality, microaggressions, representation — is embraced by the right when they talk about men or whites or straights.