Jeff Rodenkirch
@jeffrodenkirch.bsky.social
My favorite quote:
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong."
— W.R. Purche
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong."
— W.R. Purche
Because Sondheim's genius is too far above the theatre critic's heads.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Because Sondheim's genius is too far above the theatre critic's heads.
"If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"
Best healthcare on the planet my ass!
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Best healthcare on the planet my ass!
Some Canadian took the phrase "Give me a woody" the entirely wrong way.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Some Canadian took the phrase "Give me a woody" the entirely wrong way.
I'd watch all of these!
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'd watch all of these!
Yes, but did Hannah Arendt ever build a rocket? (mic drop)
Her children even had normal names and were successful professionals.
Her children even had normal names and were successful professionals.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Yes, but did Hannah Arendt ever build a rocket? (mic drop)
Her children even had normal names and were successful professionals.
Her children even had normal names and were successful professionals.
My point was that in addition to Americans being misogynists, they're also racist, homophobic, antisemitic, Islamophobic, uneducated, fat, lazy, vain...
The people that founded this country were kicked out of every other decent country in the world for being misfits and weirdos.
The people that founded this country were kicked out of every other decent country in the world for being misfits and weirdos.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My point was that in addition to Americans being misogynists, they're also racist, homophobic, antisemitic, Islamophobic, uneducated, fat, lazy, vain...
The people that founded this country were kicked out of every other decent country in the world for being misfits and weirdos.
The people that founded this country were kicked out of every other decent country in the world for being misfits and weirdos.
Or people of color, LGBTQ, immigrants, the Jewish faith, the Muslim faith, art, reading, math, gun control, alternative energy, healthy food...
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Or people of color, LGBTQ, immigrants, the Jewish faith, the Muslim faith, art, reading, math, gun control, alternative energy, healthy food...
What about iphones autocorrecting AFTER you hit send? I know they fixed it, but WTF were they thinking?
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What about iphones autocorrecting AFTER you hit send? I know they fixed it, but WTF were they thinking?
Had to do something with all the broken Oreos on the factory floor....
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Had to do something with all the broken Oreos on the factory floor....
That's crApple's MO: Features that are popular are deprecated in the next OS version.
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's crApple's MO: Features that are popular are deprecated in the next OS version.
"Waiter, I'll have the white steak."
"One order of beef tallow coming up."
"One order of beef tallow coming up."
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Waiter, I'll have the white steak."
"One order of beef tallow coming up."
"One order of beef tallow coming up."
Have to disagree: dark chocolate is the bomb.
But you're right about white chocolate. There's nothing in there that makes it chocolate. They should call it 'cocoa fat.'
But you're right about white chocolate. There's nothing in there that makes it chocolate. They should call it 'cocoa fat.'
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Have to disagree: dark chocolate is the bomb.
But you're right about white chocolate. There's nothing in there that makes it chocolate. They should call it 'cocoa fat.'
But you're right about white chocolate. There's nothing in there that makes it chocolate. They should call it 'cocoa fat.'
A fascist by any other name would be as vile.
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A fascist by any other name would be as vile.
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
No, he's dreaming of dancing in his new golden ballroom on the bones of the children his administration has murdered.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No, he's dreaming of dancing in his new golden ballroom on the bones of the children his administration has murdered.
If you hadn't already boycotted them for not policing the AI crap that's all over their platform...
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you hadn't already boycotted them for not policing the AI crap that's all over their platform...
Fuck that fucking fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck that fucking fuck.
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!
Tim Onion in Spain falls mainly off the plane.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tim Onion in Spain falls mainly off the plane.
"Magnificently mounted..."
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"Magnificently mounted..."
How many people could have been fed with that $40M?
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How many people could have been fed with that $40M?