I suppose you could go with Travolta, but many critics consider it the weaker performance.

Have you considered attaching a picture of Nicholas Cage to the toenail, so if it comes off you can reenact scenes from Face/Off with your feet?

I like to keep my toes greased proactively. Never know when a wound will sneak up on you.

That sucks, and it also looks like your big toe is being haunted. I’m sorry on both counts.

Giant hugs back! We should get together for tea and real hugs soon!

Statgam’s rider also stipulates that for every goo-goo directed at the infant, two gaa-gaas must be aimed at him. This became so onerous during the last Transporter, that the production staff just hired Lady Gaga to shadow him on set.