Jeffrey Pearson
@jeffreypearson.bsky.social
I'm fond of Tolkien, Star Trek, Dylan, the Beatles, David Lynch, and John Waters. Also cats, dogs, cats and dogs, and progressive politics. I loathe fascists, virtue voters, brown recluse spiders, and cancer. The Marx Brothers always help me laugh.
Word is Border Patrol Chief Röhm Bovino has owned this coat since the 1990s. Of course, back then it was all just cosplay. MAGA!
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Word is Border Patrol Chief Röhm Bovino has owned this coat since the 1990s. Of course, back then it was all just cosplay. MAGA!
A highly paid masked ICE thug murdered Renee Good with four shots at point blank range. ICE sprays toxic chemicals into residential neighborhoods - here, in America. ICE raids preschools and children's hospitals. ICE targets American citizens based on the color of their skin. Here, in America.
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 AM
A highly paid masked ICE thug murdered Renee Good with four shots at point blank range. ICE sprays toxic chemicals into residential neighborhoods - here, in America. ICE raids preschools and children's hospitals. ICE targets American citizens based on the color of their skin. Here, in America.
Calling Sansa and Arya. He's loose again.
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Calling Sansa and Arya. He's loose again.
77 million people proudly disagree.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
77 million people proudly disagree.
Trump's Oval Office made flesh.
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Trump's Oval Office made flesh.
From the moment they walked out of the room it was clear to anyone with eyes that Master Putin had completely cowed Trump. And now we know why. Poor old Reek!
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
From the moment they walked out of the room it was clear to anyone with eyes that Master Putin had completely cowed Trump. And now we know why. Poor old Reek!
Now we're to believe the Supreme Court knows nothing about tariffs or, indeed, the Constitution. Only Hair Furor knows and he tells us all about it in his 27th Truth Social post of the day. My question: Does he not have work?
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Now we're to believe the Supreme Court knows nothing about tariffs or, indeed, the Constitution. Only Hair Furor knows and he tells us all about it in his 27th Truth Social post of the day. My question: Does he not have work?
Let’s do the Trump Slump again!!!
(It's just a lurch to the right...)
(It's just a lurch to the right...)
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Let’s do the Trump Slump again!!!
(It's just a lurch to the right...)
(It's just a lurch to the right...)
Also, his name is all over the Epstein-trump files. I've never seen a grown alleged human being so afraid of anything as he is of those files being released. Release them!
September 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Also, his name is all over the Epstein-trump files. I've never seen a grown alleged human being so afraid of anything as he is of those files being released. Release them!
Yes, proof that trump is a rapist pedophile pays bigly. Don't go to prison without it! MAGA!
August 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yes, proof that trump is a rapist pedophile pays bigly. Don't go to prison without it! MAGA!
Someone please tell Donnie that Dollar General wants its gaudy glue-on kitsch back. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! MAGA!!!
August 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Someone please tell Donnie that Dollar General wants its gaudy glue-on kitsch back. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! MAGA!!!
Oh Daddy, precious Vladdy - do you love me now?
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh Daddy, precious Vladdy - do you love me now?
Ladies and gentlemen of America and the Free World, I give you the President of the United States. MAGA!
February 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen of America and the Free World, I give you the President of the United States. MAGA!
Musk purchased trump during the campaign and now works to turn our government into his own personal Cyberinal.
February 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Musk purchased trump during the campaign and now works to turn our government into his own personal Cyberinal.
We've seen this thing before...
February 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We've seen this thing before...
And just like that, the price of eggs dropped 85%
February 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And just like that, the price of eggs dropped 85%
How the worms have turned! I wonder how often Elon shows this old post to his orange gimp and laughs in his face.
February 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
How the worms have turned! I wonder how often Elon shows this old post to his orange gimp and laughs in his face.
The MAGA cultists will hear none of this from the propaganda channels and sites they rely on for "news". They'll simply take it for granted that their mighty Yambo triumphed again. Sad for them, disastrous for us - and them.
February 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The MAGA cultists will hear none of this from the propaganda channels and sites they rely on for "news". They'll simply take it for granted that their mighty Yambo triumphed again. Sad for them, disastrous for us - and them.
Cricket’s bane looking like what she is - an evil, cosplaying clown.
February 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Cricket’s bane looking like what she is - an evil, cosplaying clown.
Horrific, but in all fairness to Musk he was simply reading the room.
January 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Horrific, but in all fairness to Musk he was simply reading the room.
All the armies of the confederacy were unable to bring the rag shown on the upper left into our Capitol. On January 6th, 2021, several MAGA insurrectionists managed just that.
January 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
All the armies of the confederacy were unable to bring the rag shown on the upper left into our Capitol. On January 6th, 2021, several MAGA insurrectionists managed just that.
Flags flew at half staff during the second inauguration of Richard Nixon, in honor of the recently deceased Harry Truman. There is no record of Nixon whining about that. He respected the Office and the men who served as president before him.
trump has no respect for anyone or anything.
trump has no respect for anyone or anything.
January 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Flags flew at half staff during the second inauguration of Richard Nixon, in honor of the recently deceased Harry Truman. There is no record of Nixon whining about that. He respected the Office and the men who served as president before him.
trump has no respect for anyone or anything.
trump has no respect for anyone or anything.
Rest in peace, President Carter. You were the best of them all, and you lived your life in complete contrast to what this debased country so recently embraced. Your goodness will be sorely missed.
December 29, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Rest in peace, President Carter. You were the best of them all, and you lived your life in complete contrast to what this debased country so recently embraced. Your goodness will be sorely missed.