Jeff Laux
@jeffreylaux.bsky.social
Cat dad. Computer geek. Runner. Apostrophe misuse is a national emergency. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
I haven't taken any math classes in 30 years, but I'm still pretty certain that the level of liquid in a cylinder should change if there's a leak at the bottom.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I haven't taken any math classes in 30 years, but I'm still pretty certain that the level of liquid in a cylinder should change if there's a leak at the bottom.
Philanthropy? I just gotta find a few million bucks first.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Philanthropy? I just gotta find a few million bucks first.
He’s had a good pizza from Little Caesar’s in his lifetime? It’s always been a $5 piece of cardboard with melted cheese.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
He’s had a good pizza from Little Caesar’s in his lifetime? It’s always been a $5 piece of cardboard with melted cheese.
Playing the turtle defense doesn't work when the enemy just flips you over.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Playing the turtle defense doesn't work when the enemy just flips you over.
The only time we'd ever see a Confederate flag during the '80s or '90s was when Beau and Luke were never meaning no harm. Now I can't go a single day without seeing one in rural Ohio.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The only time we'd ever see a Confederate flag during the '80s or '90s was when Beau and Luke were never meaning no harm. Now I can't go a single day without seeing one in rural Ohio.
Hockey is the one thing really lacking here in the sports world so far. I'm hoping that the Olympics helps expand it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Hockey is the one thing really lacking here in the sports world so far. I'm hoping that the Olympics helps expand it.
Then here you go. Our Georgie girl.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Then here you go. Our Georgie girl.
I always get a little dumbfounded by this odd fact about my wife's ancestor who was in Ohio's 2nd Battery Heavy Artillery Regiment.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I always get a little dumbfounded by this odd fact about my wife's ancestor who was in Ohio's 2nd Battery Heavy Artillery Regiment.
Winning by Homer Simpson's favorite two words: De Fault
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Winning by Homer Simpson's favorite two words: De Fault
A balk would be epic.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A balk would be epic.
Suicide squeeze for the ages.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Suicide squeeze for the ages.
Kicking when trailing by more than 19 with half of the 4th quarter remaining.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Kicking when trailing by more than 19 with half of the 4th quarter remaining.
Son of Reds legend Dante.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Son of Reds legend Dante.
I didn’t make it to the 18th inning the other night/morning. Was Mary Hart still in her seat at the end?
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I didn’t make it to the 18th inning the other night/morning. Was Mary Hart still in her seat at the end?
It’ll be very easy to pick out his red face during a white out.
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’ll be very easy to pick out his red face during a white out.
And March 24th would not have been "EST". It was Daylight Saving Time on that date, so "EDT". Their attention to detail in this filing is dogshit.
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And March 24th would not have been "EST". It was Daylight Saving Time on that date, so "EDT". Their attention to detail in this filing is dogshit.
I think we kept the UDF on 12th & High in business simply with the amount of Natty Light purchased.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I think we kept the UDF on 12th & High in business simply with the amount of Natty Light purchased.
Standing in a line to enter a Reds game last summer, megaphone-guy starts blasting his heaven speech to the crowd. Person in line ahead of me says, "I don't want to go to heaven if that guy's going to be there."
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Standing in a line to enter a Reds game last summer, megaphone-guy starts blasting his heaven speech to the crowd. Person in line ahead of me says, "I don't want to go to heaven if that guy's going to be there."
You can't quit the Bengals. The Bengals quit you.
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You can't quit the Bengals. The Bengals quit you.
That’s pretty normal for someone who eats a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, and a Filet-o-fish in one sitting.
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
That’s pretty normal for someone who eats a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, and a Filet-o-fish in one sitting.
All Cleveland had to do was find themselves a Chase and a Higgins.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
All Cleveland had to do was find themselves a Chase and a Higgins.
Assuming since it's still 4th and 2, and no timeouts that Michigan didn't even try to get MSU to jump offsides with a fake 4th down play? I'd do that first. Take the delay of game, then punt.
October 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Assuming since it's still 4th and 2, and no timeouts that Michigan didn't even try to get MSU to jump offsides with a fake 4th down play? I'd do that first. Take the delay of game, then punt.