Jeffrey A.F.
@jeffreyflood.bsky.social
Greg Bovino, “Commander at Large”, Homeland Security Border Patrol
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Greg Bovino, “Commander at Large”, Homeland Security Border Patrol
The GOP has been listening to Jesus’s prayers
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The GOP has been listening to Jesus’s prayers
Is that a life vest defibrillator in your pocket, or am I just really fucking happy to see that
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is that a life vest defibrillator in your pocket, or am I just really fucking happy to see that
On this appearing on the bulletin board outside of his office, a Republican legislator dismissed it as “indistinguishable from the American flag.”
Dan Taylor, you just said a cotton-pickin’ mouthful.
Dan Taylor, you just said a cotton-pickin’ mouthful.
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
On this appearing on the bulletin board outside of his office, a Republican legislator dismissed it as “indistinguishable from the American flag.”
Dan Taylor, you just said a cotton-pickin’ mouthful.
Dan Taylor, you just said a cotton-pickin’ mouthful.
The people who think gender is binary are coming up with lots of categories of cishet men
October 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The people who think gender is binary are coming up with lots of categories of cishet men
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
1) Mettle forged in fire
2) Medals earned
3) Junk metal
2) Medals earned
3) Junk metal
October 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
1) Mettle forged in fire
2) Medals earned
3) Junk metal
2) Medals earned
3) Junk metal
I have a statement to make.
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have a statement to make.
The Ultimate Petty Tyrant
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Ultimate Petty Tyrant
RFKJ and the rest of the MAHA-maniacs don’t care if they end up looking like this while the rest of us die
September 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
RFKJ and the rest of the MAHA-maniacs don’t care if they end up looking like this while the rest of us die
This guy called a drag queen “it.”
I told him the only it I see is him.
He said I probably haven’t looked in a mirror lately.
Dude. Really?
I told him the only it I see is him.
He said I probably haven’t looked in a mirror lately.
Dude. Really?
September 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This guy called a drag queen “it.”
I told him the only it I see is him.
He said I probably haven’t looked in a mirror lately.
Dude. Really?
I told him the only it I see is him.
He said I probably haven’t looked in a mirror lately.
Dude. Really?
That’s some exhaustive employee handbook!
September 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That’s some exhaustive employee handbook!
The right are showing their whole asses on this Charlie Kirk thing
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The right are showing their whole asses on this Charlie Kirk thing
Republicans say Democrats are the party of violence, but guess who wears these to Congress every day?
September 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Republicans say Democrats are the party of violence, but guess who wears these to Congress every day?
It’s okay folks the Secretary of Energy just doesn’t know that electricity is energy
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s okay folks the Secretary of Energy just doesn’t know that electricity is energy
Daniel Craig in the Broccolis’ unauthorized, non-Amazon-canon remake of Casino Royale, “Never Say Vesper Again” (2028)
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Daniel Craig in the Broccolis’ unauthorized, non-Amazon-canon remake of Casino Royale, “Never Say Vesper Again” (2028)
Brick is just material. With it you can build bridges, or you can build walls.
Let *these* bricks build bridges, or the bricks that comprise your walls will be used once more to demolish them.
Let *these* bricks build bridges, or the bricks that comprise your walls will be used once more to demolish them.
August 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Brick is just material. With it you can build bridges, or you can build walls.
Let *these* bricks build bridges, or the bricks that comprise your walls will be used once more to demolish them.
Let *these* bricks build bridges, or the bricks that comprise your walls will be used once more to demolish them.
Well well well what should Secretary Wormbrain do for Labor Day?
Have a little splish-splash in Poop Lagoon? Mainline some measles?
Got to test those infamously superior genes! All you need’s them and some nice apples!
Have a little splish-splash in Poop Lagoon? Mainline some measles?
Got to test those infamously superior genes! All you need’s them and some nice apples!
August 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Well well well what should Secretary Wormbrain do for Labor Day?
Have a little splish-splash in Poop Lagoon? Mainline some measles?
Got to test those infamously superior genes! All you need’s them and some nice apples!
Have a little splish-splash in Poop Lagoon? Mainline some measles?
Got to test those infamously superior genes! All you need’s them and some nice apples!
Look close at him in this pic after reading the last 12 words
August 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Look close at him in this pic after reading the last 12 words
Pardon me—would you have any Grey Poupon for the esteemed lady and myself? But only if 2 women with a baby haven’t used it—God forbid!
August 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pardon me—would you have any Grey Poupon for the esteemed lady and myself? But only if 2 women with a baby haven’t used it—God forbid!