Mr. Pleasantries
jeffreyd.bsky.social
Mr. Pleasantries
@jeffreyd.bsky.social
Funny on paper
Just imagine how much less we could do if we won the house
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Are we about to go into be the most important election of our lifetimes???
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
psst this is terrible messaging, no one is listening to you
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
you ... didn't ... fight ... united
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Thune vote will be a far more serious and considered rejection
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What's completely overlooked in this whole discussion is that it's already unsustainably expensive and rising one way or the other, it's just a question of how much. Dems don't seem to really understand how much this is going to fuck people up, in exchange for ... a midterm talking point?
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
oh great I don't have enough going on in my life, excited to become a healthcare entrepreneur
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
pssh shows what this dork knows I haven't been to a socially-distanced jeans-burning party since like 2021
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
After a month and a half in which apparently there were zero conversations between Dems & republicans
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
psst they already caved on the only optic that mattered
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes but if he lasts all the way to the primary we’re already fucked
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“You seem to have empathy for those different from you … who’s paying you?”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yes I’m sure they will start following the rules now that it’s even clearer no one will ever stop them
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
He's an opportunistic piece of shit. I'm so sick of leaving messages in his mailbox that no one will ever listen to, and his smarmy fucking self-aggrandizing demeanor is absolutely insufferable
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Mr. Pleasantries
Let’s be perfectly clear on this: Schumer himself is not up for reelection until 2028. The vote to replace him as caucus leader can happen tomorrow morning. Every day Democrats are not calling for it, they need to explain why. Every. Fucking. Day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They knew fighting back was popular so they kept it up through Election Day and now they’re hoping they can sneak in under the radar and make their donors happy without anyone paying attention
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I always refer back to how Hugh Grant completely reversed public opinion on his prostitution scandal within a week by accepting it head on and being charming and likable in the process. Just do that!
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jake Tapper could probably make this point too
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
An old fashioned word, hemorrhoids
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just when I was starting to think he was cool
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Boxed beef? Like Steak-umms?
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
lol The Patriot Awards
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM