Me before the #umamusume anime: Famous Japanese racehorses re-imagined as girls in party dresses? Snk. LOL_Random at best and possibly some sort of weird fetish thing

Me during Cinderella Gray episode 6, literally crying: RUN, OGURI CAP! RUN YOUR HEART OUT!!!

"I wonder if I am sufficiently masculine," I think, as I sip rose petal tea while watching cartoons about unicorns

ain't no party like the Donner party because the Donner party don't stop until

oh

oh no

"When someone tells you who they are, believe them."

OK Internet, I am a very sexy rich person

Me: God I don't wanna be that person everybody's just politely putting up with in social situations, I'll save everyone the trouble and just not interact with them

Other people: That guy must really not like us

We were the last generation to experience the delicious weird unease of walking past a pay phone that starts ringing

As a child in the 80s I was schooled that the future would consist of Human Side struggling against AI side for supremacy

And now our culture's entire artistic output is fine-tuned to please an algorithm no one understands, not even those running it

And I realize they've won without firing a shot

New rule incoming

All friend groups should have a member who knows Salacious Crumb's middle initial without consulting a wiki

Make sure it's you

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

And so I did look on these Works
And it was a bunch of cool rocket cars
And neon-aesthetic cineplexes.

And I did despair, because we didn't get cool junk like this in Columbus.

HELLO WORLD