@jeffmills.bsky.social
In a silk suit trying not to sweat. A doctorate in cold-rockin’ it. Got Anita Baker boomin’ out the ‘87 Buick. Coupe the color of mayonnaise.
The DB paused for a second he was so surprised
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The DB paused for a second he was so surprised
Isn’t this the same guy who would replay losses in the weight room?
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Isn’t this the same guy who would replay losses in the weight room?
Does he have another line?
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Does he have another line?
Untrollable: Mina Kimes
June 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Untrollable: Mina Kimes
You know what’s going to be awesome? The fact that this won’t change anything. They won. We lost. Game over.
June 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You know what’s going to be awesome? The fact that this won’t change anything. They won. We lost. Game over.
Nothing will change. They won.
June 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Nothing will change. They won.
Because they won’t.
June 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Because they won’t.
I see this mattering…..fuck all
June 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I see this mattering…..fuck all
Except the ballot box, apparently
June 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Except the ballot box, apparently
Can the NFL start today?
June 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Can the NFL start today?
Are you wearing pants?
June 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Are you wearing pants?
Because “woke” or something
June 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Because “woke” or something
I’ve always hated the phrase “girl dad”. Makes zero sense to me. Why does it matter?
May 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’ve always hated the phrase “girl dad”. Makes zero sense to me. Why does it matter?
The fucking pleat in Ron’s pants.
May 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The fucking pleat in Ron’s pants.
Happy birthday peggy olson
May 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Happy birthday peggy olson
I looked up the facebook page for this guy and his boss.
So, what’s for dinner?
So, what’s for dinner?
May 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I looked up the facebook page for this guy and his boss.
So, what’s for dinner?
So, what’s for dinner?
Except, you know, this is what the people voted for.
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Except, you know, this is what the people voted for.
My favorite post construction
May 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My favorite post construction
But then how are you going to rewatch Sneaky Pete with Giovanni Ribisi?
May 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
But then how are you going to rewatch Sneaky Pete with Giovanni Ribisi?
