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Jeff Martins
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Santa Claused Faced Old Bastard
~ Alexei Sayle
I think this could be somewhat bittersweet for me.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reading about this now makes me start thinking about getting a vr set…
October 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
September 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I see your Chicken Neck and raise to Turkey Neck…
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Well, be thankful they still didn’t have hands and feet in them.
July 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
And yes, a swarm has moved into the top half too. So double the trouble!

This is going to be fun to rehome them both.
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What the floor has done is split the pile of old stuff into two - “ground floor” now occupied.

And then I noticed bees hanging around the “top floor”.

But not by the entrance, but by a knot.
May 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
But, forgot that at the rear of the floor (underneath) is a big space…

So a swarm moved in at the back, below the floor!
May 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The bestest advice. Ever.
May 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yuk! Be well.
May 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There was a Not the Nine O’clock News joke, back in the day, which went something like…

The Italian entry for the Eurovision contest - “I can’t get no contraception” has been cancelled after the Pope told them to pull it out at the last minute.
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM