If thoughts and prayers could stop bullets, we’d be the safest country on earth. I think I know what to do with all my old checkbooks.
#PrayersArentPolicy #EndGunViolence
#VoteThemOut

Attention everyone. Latest immigration policy. You get to stay if you can get a note from your farmer.

The WaPo had one job: stand for truth. But Bezos bent the knee to Trump, proving billionaires own the narrative. I canceled my subscription again—no regrets. America slides toward oligarchy while we pretend we’re still ‘free.’ But hey, at least I can still get cheap socks shipped free overnight.

“Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.”

Sometimes I wish we could go back to the days when a simple photograph caused enough scandal to disqualify you from office. #monkeybusiness

Farewell, old friend. You’ve been unfriended, unfollowed, and now unexisted. May your likes and shares rest in peace in the great digital beyond. #RIP #GoneAndForgotten