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Jeff Lewis
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⚖️ Appellate, anti-SLAPP and general civil litigation http://www.JeffLewisLaw.com.

🎙Co-Host of http://calpodcast.com.

🐉 D&D nerd.

Los Angeles, California

Signal: slapplaw.99

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Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?

A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Q: What did the lawyer say to the mirror?

A: “I rest my case.”

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October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Q: Why was the lawyer so good at crossword puzzles?

A: He knew all the right terms.

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October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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#boston #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Q: Why do lawyers never get bored?

A: There’s always another case to handle.

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October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite kind of dog?

A: A subpoo-dle.

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October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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In this episode of The California Appellate Law Podcast, Cherise Bacalski talks about Teaching Justices to Write with Jeff and Tim. Listen now: www.calpodcast.com/1093703/epis...

#AppellateLaw #LegalWriting
October 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite game?

A: Truth or subpoena.

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October 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Lawyers really take the fun out of everything.

A: Even Santa comes with a Clause.

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September 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Q: What does a lawyer order to drink?

A: Just-ice.

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September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Jeff Lewis weighs in on employees fired for posting about Charlie Kirk on social media.

Avoid Court if You Can, Win if You Can't! www.jefflewislaw.com/

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September 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Q: Why did the elephant lawyer lose their case?

A: Because his argument was irrele-phant.

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September 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Q: Why don't attorneys go to the beach?

A: Because even the sand can't escape their jurisdiction!

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September 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Q: Why don't attorneys go skydiving?

A: Because it's always too much of a liability!

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August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Q: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A: A father-in-law.

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August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?

A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!

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August 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Q: How does an attorney sleep?

A: First, they lie on one side, then they lie on the other side!

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August 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?

A: Retired.

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July 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Q: Why did the judge wear a wig?

A: To cover up his bald verdict.

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July 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Shadow Docket!
July 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Q: Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

A: Professional courtesy.

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July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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In Arana v. Rudy's Wholesale Corp., Jeff Lewis Law helped reverse a $300K+ wage judgment on appeal. The case highlights shifting burdens when payroll records are lacking.

Empowering Clients Through Legal Expertise. www.jefflewislaw.com

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June 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Q: Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?

A: Because they heard the case was about a high crime!

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June 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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From the dissent in today’s decision eliminating universal injunctions
June 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Q: Why did the lawyer go to the zoo?

A: To see the legal eagles.

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June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM