Jeff Kleinman
@jeffkleinman.bsky.social
Miami Herald | consumer team editor
💵Health | Shopping | Travel | Real estate
📝Story sculptor, Clarity clinician
🍊Florida man, Mr. 305, Family guy
💵Health | Shopping | Travel | Real estate
📝Story sculptor, Clarity clinician
🍊Florida man, Mr. 305, Family guy
A colleague who made a small update on a news article today jokingly said I should stop the presses.
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A colleague who made a small update on a news article today jokingly said I should stop the presses.
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
I did just that 25 years ago.
Here’s why:
gatewayjr.org/throwback-to...
Business plan:
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Business plan:
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
My better half didn’t take my takeout food order. But she did take my sauce order.
Because it’s all about the sauce.
Drop some rain on South Florida and what do you get?
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Drop some rain on South Florida and what do you get?
I lost my credit card. I canceled and replaced. Then I found my credit card. I also found this.
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I lost my credit card. I canceled and replaced. Then I found my credit card. I also found this.
Remembering my mom on the sixth anniversary of her death. We didn’t have a memorial candle, so we lit a room freshener candle instead. She would have liked that!
September 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Remembering my mom on the sixth anniversary of her death. We didn’t have a memorial candle, so we lit a room freshener candle instead. She would have liked that!
Kraft and Heinz are splitting up?! Does this mean I can no longer legally put ketchup on my mac and cheese?
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Kraft and Heinz are splitting up?! Does this mean I can no longer legally put ketchup on my mac and cheese?
For years, our family headed to the shore of Dumfoundling Bay, where we watched a multitude of July 4 fireworks in the distance along the Atlantic coast. Mom and Dad would stay upstairs to clean up from our indoor picnic. We would then rejoin them in their cool apartment for dessert and TV specials
July 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
For years, our family headed to the shore of Dumfoundling Bay, where we watched a multitude of July 4 fireworks in the distance along the Atlantic coast. Mom and Dad would stay upstairs to clean up from our indoor picnic. We would then rejoin them in their cool apartment for dessert and TV specials
If it’s July 4, you know what aisle we’re in.
July 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If it’s July 4, you know what aisle we’re in.
Freedom to pursue appropriate activities today — coffee, book, and later Impossible “meat.”
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Freedom to pursue appropriate activities today — coffee, book, and later Impossible “meat.”
Getting used to the pizza cake in Chicago
June 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Getting used to the pizza cake in Chicago
When someone asks how I spent Saturday night, should I tell them?
May 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When someone asks how I spent Saturday night, should I tell them?
Once I finish this, maybe I’ll get back to “The Power Broker” and “Hamilton.”
May 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Once I finish this, maybe I’ll get back to “The Power Broker” and “Hamilton.”
Seeing this in the magazine rack made me go full 1970s. So I bought some V-8.
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Seeing this in the magazine rack made me go full 1970s. So I bought some V-8.
In Miami, we made a poster of our famous Hurricane Andrew headlines from 1992.
April 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In Miami, we made a poster of our famous Hurricane Andrew headlines from 1992.
Six-pack of info!
April 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Six-pack of info!
Editors leave legacies.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Editors leave legacies.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
One invented the term “skyjack.” Another wrote the most famous headline ever: “Headless body found in topless bar.”
Me?
Hmm ... Let me see …
I did come up with the phrase “Toxic Tush.”
In newspaper days, a big story had to be told in 3 words that hit you on the head.
What happens when you need coffee to make coffee to start the workday
April 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What happens when you need coffee to make coffee to start the workday
Gotta love Miami street names. A triple header.
April 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Gotta love Miami street names. A triple header.
New Year’s date?
January 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New Year’s date?
We took a family trip to Georgia in 2005 to see Savannah. We also stopped in Plains to see a president’s birthplace.
December 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
We took a family trip to Georgia in 2005 to see Savannah. We also stopped in Plains to see a president’s birthplace.
Not gonna lie: With all the Pop-Tarts talk on ABC from the Pop-Tarts Bowl, I did for a brief moment think about buying some. But then my brain suggested oatmeal instead.
December 29, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Not gonna lie: With all the Pop-Tarts talk on ABC from the Pop-Tarts Bowl, I did for a brief moment think about buying some. But then my brain suggested oatmeal instead.
How many times are the ABC announcers at the Pop-Tart Bowl going to mention Pop-Tarts? Every play?
December 28, 2024 at 9:18 PM
How many times are the ABC announcers at the Pop-Tart Bowl going to mention Pop-Tarts? Every play?
I told my better half I am going to watch the Waffle Bowl today. Oops!
December 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I told my better half I am going to watch the Waffle Bowl today. Oops!
Moved my remote office to another room today to accommodate guests. I ended up working next to the name of my parents’ clothing shops. So our workplaces have converged for the first time.
December 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Moved my remote office to another room today to accommodate guests. I ended up working next to the name of my parents’ clothing shops. So our workplaces have converged for the first time.
This is a new faucet at a Florida’s Turnpike rest stop.
It takes practice to use it. That’s because it spews water or hot air, depending on where you put your hands.
When I wanted water, it blew air. When I wanted air, it spewed water.
There are no instructions so you just have to figure it out.
It takes practice to use it. That’s because it spews water or hot air, depending on where you put your hands.
When I wanted water, it blew air. When I wanted air, it spewed water.
There are no instructions so you just have to figure it out.
December 21, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This is a new faucet at a Florida’s Turnpike rest stop.
It takes practice to use it. That’s because it spews water or hot air, depending on where you put your hands.
When I wanted water, it blew air. When I wanted air, it spewed water.
There are no instructions so you just have to figure it out.
It takes practice to use it. That’s because it spews water or hot air, depending on where you put your hands.
When I wanted water, it blew air. When I wanted air, it spewed water.
There are no instructions so you just have to figure it out.