I asked Siri what wax you use to maintain wood drawers on wood slides. Turns out it’s beeswax. AI is not always bang on. This was the initial advice:

A tad late, but nonetheless happy lunar new year! My mom would have given these pancakes an A+. Grading might be harder with a Chinese mom. May the year of the snake be good to you. Shed that shit.

Hard to be upbeat while you watch the end of the “American “ era, but a bike ride followed with fried rice helps you be momentarily complacent.