Jeff Kelley
@jeffkelley.bsky.social
Engineering manager @ Apple, Michigan alum and California transplant. He/him. Father of two. Enjoyer of puns and Diet Coke.
@SlaunchaMan@mastodon.social
@SlaunchaMan@mastodon.social
Looks awesome! Quick note, looks like there’s an extra “a” here on the website:
January 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Looks awesome! Quick note, looks like there’s an extra “a” here on the website:
My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?
January 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My post-workout meal, according to @foodnoms.com, is almost the perfect balance of macros. Have I discovered the ideal performance diet?
Is it just me or does this water on my counter look like a jack-o-lantern?
December 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Is it just me or does this water on my counter look like a jack-o-lantern?
A guy rang our doorbell to tell us how much he liked our Christmas lights. Specifically though, he said they're much better when our garage lights are on.
First off, A+ compliment to receive as a dad. Second, what do you all think? I thought the garage lights would be too bright.
First off, A+ compliment to receive as a dad. Second, what do you all think? I thought the garage lights would be too bright.
December 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
A guy rang our doorbell to tell us how much he liked our Christmas lights. Specifically though, he said they're much better when our garage lights are on.
First off, A+ compliment to receive as a dad. Second, what do you all think? I thought the garage lights would be too bright.
First off, A+ compliment to receive as a dad. Second, what do you all think? I thought the garage lights would be too bright.
Hulu is really taking a stance on this Iowa/Nebraska game.
November 24, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Hulu is really taking a stance on this Iowa/Nebraska game.
Texas/Oklahoma so far
October 7, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Texas/Oklahoma so far