I don't believe that weed was ever bound for the US. Maybe it had some value in Aruba or wherever it was bound initially. Which makes me wonder if the cocaine was actually coming to the US.

Anyway, their whole argument relies on the cocaine being fentanyl... 0% chance

Moved him to the sideline and got burned for it 🤣

Anyone devoting significant space on small boats to weed is so incredibly obviously not a major cartel operation.

Also, the Guajira is amazing and deserves better reasons to be in the news.

Magical magical place. Takes some work to get there but 10/10 recommend. Hate that what is getting it publicity is the murdering of some small time drug dealers by a country hundreds of miles away

And the night sky... I have not yet found a place where the Milky Way is so brilliant and the meteors burn into the sky for so long.

Oh and then there was that colorful locust (?) the size of a small bird that crashed into our window...

3. Cabo de la Vela is a kite surfer haven with the bluest water that you can walk hundreds of yards out into. In the evenings the professionals put on a show. In the mornings you can get your lessons (I still sucked).

2. Along the roads in the desert local children (and adults) use ropes drawn across the road to force drivers to stop and expect them to give them food and treats in some odd form of taxation.

A few memories from that magical place though:
1. No gas stations operate in Uribe (the closest city). You just buy your gas from people with milk jugs and two liter bottles on the side of the road.

This at least introduces the possibility of a Petrino/Jordon motorcycle ride and the subsequent fallout. Really hope she got in on his deal and will be his influencer as well...

No wonder Trump wants to attack Venezuela. He's jealous they're better at running people out of their country (7M during the diaspora, more than 20% of the population).

What is mirthnuke?

Just make taller goalposts. Why are goalposts still set to 1973 kicker heights?

Why aren't uprights higher? Seems stupid we haven't adjusted given the way kicks are these days

Great decision to not use the 3rd timeout and let Bama snap the punt with 20 seconds on the play clock 🤦🏼

ESPN has a whole front page article on this and doesn't bother to mention anything but the ref comment