Jeff Hazard
@jeffhazard.bsky.social
Head empty, vibes only. Here for reality tv mess, video games and queer content🏳️🌈
My offering for last year’s Friendsgiving flopped so I had to go all out this year to keep my Uber driver safe
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My offering for last year’s Friendsgiving flopped so I had to go all out this year to keep my Uber driver safe
Didn’t meet any single dads while apple picking but I did get swarmed by wasps the entire time
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Didn’t meet any single dads while apple picking but I did get swarmed by wasps the entire time
Outsold Survivor 50
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Outsold Survivor 50
Category is: Should have been on 50 but thankfully got scooped up by Traitors instead #Survivor #TheTraitors
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Category is: Should have been on 50 but thankfully got scooped up by Traitors instead #Survivor #TheTraitors
I tried standing up like this and almost broke my ankles #SurvivorAU
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I tried standing up like this and almost broke my ankles #SurvivorAU
First game I ever played.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
First game I ever played.
Survivor 50 found dead in a ditch #TheTraitors
June 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Survivor 50 found dead in a ditch #TheTraitors
It’s unfortunate that we’re not getting any one time pre-35 players. Any of these old school players would have been an A+ casting choice #Survivor
May 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s unfortunate that we’re not getting any one time pre-35 players. Any of these old school players would have been an A+ casting choice #Survivor
Me when Calm sends me notifications with compliments knowing that I’m letting my subscription run out
May 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Me when Calm sends me notifications with compliments knowing that I’m letting my subscription run out
Thought I didn’t like steak as a kid but that was because my stupid ass always ordered in well done
May 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Thought I didn’t like steak as a kid but that was because my stupid ass always ordered in well done
A lady stopped me in the street to compliment my outfit. Spring Break fashion is so back for the gays y’all
March 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A lady stopped me in the street to compliment my outfit. Spring Break fashion is so back for the gays y’all
My formal audition for “Worst Cooks in America”
November 30, 2024 at 4:15 PM
My formal audition for “Worst Cooks in America”
Introduce yourself with four video games! 🎮
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games! 🎮