Jeff Haines
jeffhaines.com
Jeff Haines
@jeffhaines.com
⚙️ tech, 🌱 gardening, 🔨 DIY, 😱 horror, and more — ⛵ Annapolis, Maryland, USA
I feel like this is 🍎 really stretching to stay in the conversation
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i’m so freaking over those Amazon stringjoy ads. will never buy from that company. i can’t understand why they don’t provide a variety of creative
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Congratulations and best wishes for many, many happy years!
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@jessicatarlov.bsky.social seemed pretty defensive of Hegseth during his nomination — as were many others who knew him professionally. I, and I'm sure other listeners, would love to get an update on how perspectives of him have held up or changed since he's been in office.
October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Agree 100%.

How’d @karaswisher.bsky.social come up with nearly the exact same post 6 mins. later? bsky.app/profile/kara...
Watch a weak man pretzel himself in unnatural ways to justify something that he would lose his mind over otherwise.
September 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I had a ton of hope when she announced her candidacy and then she totally let me down. I hope she has another chance to rewrite her impact epitaph.
August 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
we live in a crazy, unhinged world 😔
August 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
imagine how many of these you could line up on the deck of an aircraft carrier
June 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m not a Mac cultist that’s so far removed from reality that I don’t see the many benefits of Windows, but the whole install/upgrade mess is one of the main reasons I switched in 2003 and I still can’t understand why so many MS lovers generally wear it like a badge of honor
June 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
AI loves the unspaced ems — it’s always recommending them for me
May 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
rto is just subjugation. it’s great for teams to connect irl occasionally, but there is absolutely no need for most knowledge work to be completed in physical proximity. i’ve been lucky to wfh since 2013 and can’t imagine ever returning yo the productivity suck of a position with a daily commute
May 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
haha my exact thought as well 😆
May 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
💡 never use credit to buy a depreciating asset, unless you’re coming out ahead
May 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM