Just a reminder as we approach Jan. 6… never forget

Beware and stay wary
This 6th January
Seditious Republican plot
I know of no reason
Why the GOP treason
Should ever be forgot

WWDC livestream reactions:

(To the tune of el Shaddai / Amy Grant, but with zero apologies)

Gom Jabbar
Gom Jabbar
Fucked that bucket in the car
I got wood for Shai-Hulud
Gom Jabbar

Beware and stay wary
The sixth January
Seditious Republican plot

I see no reason
The GOP treason
Should ever be forgot

The poster photo they picked for the Taylor Swift movie that's coming out looks like she's about to rip a fart into the microphone, and I can't understand why *this* is the one they're going with

(I like Tay Tay)

Who left the fucking Barbie designers in charge of the new Slack themes?

Everything is rose and pink now. Aubergine? What the fuck?

We are currently having a kindergartner dance party at my house to old Ministry of Sound annuals, and the 5-year-old just shouted, “I FEEL THE DROP” and I know, *know* in my heart that I truly deserve this world’s best dad coffee mug

Dumbass maintainer: “Typescript is from MICROSOFT and it sucks. It is with great pleasure that I rip out MICROSOFT Typescript support from the next major version of my popular JavaScript framework. MICROSOFT Typescript people GTFO.”

Typescript users in his community: 🔥

Dumbass Maintainer:

I’ve been trying to sell a ridiculously high end soundbar on my local marketplace sites for a while, but no takers yet. Guy just emailed me a lowball:

> 200 cash

I knew he appreciated humor because his offer was a complete joke, so I responded with:

> 550 in loose diamonds
>
> Untraceable

Spent a few videos on a guy who talks masculinity through a 4th-wave feminist lens & now TikTok's like, "THIS USER IS SUPER INTENSE AND LOVES SANCTIMONY.”

All I’m getting is preachy bearded dudes talking about how to embrace your innate human capacity for violence while still living peacefully.

It’s Memorial Day weekend in the Bay Area. Can’t wait to see everybody’s BBQ parkas.