Jeff Eppenbach
jeffeppenbach.bsky.social
Jeff Eppenbach
@jeffeppenbach.bsky.social
Just got my invite after a jillion months on the wait list. Gimme a minute to put something here.
What BS has he come up with this time?
May 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Practice. We've been yelling "just kiss already" since the 1980s.
May 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Stepped in a rabbit hole...
April 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A BookGnomeBille
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Let me guess... Amazon owns the production company that they paid to produce the script. The cost will be written off on taxes.
April 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When you make the guy who drove the company you just bought into the ground for his own personal profit your new CEO. Then, let him do the same and worse to you.

You know, this sounds like something more recent...
March 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Kinky.
March 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
They're like the Canadian Girlfriend. They never existed.
March 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
To be Frank, Cho works well, too.
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And cute girls that turn into dinosaurs.
March 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They'll just call it "crypt".

And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.
March 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Tasty, tasty mittens.
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
"Mother!"

"Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."
March 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just before this, I saw someone posting about having pinched nerves. Several artists I follow have problems from overworked hands/arms/backs. I don't draw much anymore because I overdid it with my bad shoulder.

Learn from us.
March 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
You know why.
March 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
#TheTrumpIsAFink

Pass it on.
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That's hilarious. Back when I worked for the Postal Service, we handled them all the time. And that was over two decades ago.
March 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You're showing our, er, your age by remembering that movie.
March 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
What are the odds that revolver was up someone's butt? Definitely non zero.
March 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I had to rebuy the complete box set, because one of the discs cracked on first play.
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hence the blood feud with Britain.
February 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Same.
February 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Cue the dollar store Shirle Basie soundalike "Lead Weener"!
February 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM