Jeff Eppenbach
@jeffeppenbach.bsky.social
Just got my invite after a jillion months on the wait list. Gimme a minute to put something here.
What BS has he come up with this time?
May 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What BS has he come up with this time?
Practice. We've been yelling "just kiss already" since the 1980s.
May 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Practice. We've been yelling "just kiss already" since the 1980s.
Stepped in a rabbit hole...
April 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Stepped in a rabbit hole...
A BookGnomeBille
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A BookGnomeBille
Let me guess... Amazon owns the production company that they paid to produce the script. The cost will be written off on taxes.
April 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Let me guess... Amazon owns the production company that they paid to produce the script. The cost will be written off on taxes.
When you make the guy who drove the company you just bought into the ground for his own personal profit your new CEO. Then, let him do the same and worse to you.
You know, this sounds like something more recent...
You know, this sounds like something more recent...
March 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When you make the guy who drove the company you just bought into the ground for his own personal profit your new CEO. Then, let him do the same and worse to you.
You know, this sounds like something more recent...
You know, this sounds like something more recent...
They're like the Canadian Girlfriend. They never existed.
March 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
They're like the Canadian Girlfriend. They never existed.
To be Frank, Cho works well, too.
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To be Frank, Cho works well, too.
And cute girls that turn into dinosaurs.
March 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And cute girls that turn into dinosaurs.
They'll just call it "crypt".
And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.
And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.
March 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
They'll just call it "crypt".
And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.
And, they'll put up tall walls, so you don't accidentally wander away. Maybe with some friendly company security.
Tasty, tasty mittens.
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tasty, tasty mittens.
"Mother!"
"Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."
"Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."
March 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Mother!"
"Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."
"Don't you 'mother' me! I didn't not raise you to..."
Just before this, I saw someone posting about having pinched nerves. Several artists I follow have problems from overworked hands/arms/backs. I don't draw much anymore because I overdid it with my bad shoulder.
Learn from us.
Learn from us.
March 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Just before this, I saw someone posting about having pinched nerves. Several artists I follow have problems from overworked hands/arms/backs. I don't draw much anymore because I overdid it with my bad shoulder.
Learn from us.
Learn from us.
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That's hilarious. Back when I worked for the Postal Service, we handled them all the time. And that was over two decades ago.
March 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That's hilarious. Back when I worked for the Postal Service, we handled them all the time. And that was over two decades ago.
You're showing our, er, your age by remembering that movie.
March 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You're showing our, er, your age by remembering that movie.
What are the odds that revolver was up someone's butt? Definitely non zero.
March 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What are the odds that revolver was up someone's butt? Definitely non zero.
I had to rebuy the complete box set, because one of the discs cracked on first play.
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I had to rebuy the complete box set, because one of the discs cracked on first play.
Hence the blood feud with Britain.
February 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hence the blood feud with Britain.
Cue the dollar store Shirle Basie soundalike "Lead Weener"!
February 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cue the dollar store Shirle Basie soundalike "Lead Weener"!