JeffEmbree
@jeffembree.bsky.social
Budding curmudgeon comparing scars.
I love all animals. The jury is still out on 75,993,676 humans.
I love all animals. The jury is still out on 75,993,676 humans.
Been on Zepbound since last May. Hit 225 today—for the first time since Cali. Spent a fortune, stabbed my gut weekly, got my energy (and drive) back. Goal was surgery. Side effect? A longer life—damn it. Back, knee, hip, ankle pain? Gone. Guess it’s time for the reveal.
May 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Been on Zepbound since last May. Hit 225 today—for the first time since Cali. Spent a fortune, stabbed my gut weekly, got my energy (and drive) back. Goal was surgery. Side effect? A longer life—damn it. Back, knee, hip, ankle pain? Gone. Guess it’s time for the reveal.
Look, life. I realize the world as we know it here in the States is crashing down around us, but does it have to take my face with it? #oldmanfilter #ohshittheresnofilterdoireallylooklikethis #whendidilivethismuchlife #eattherich #punchanazi #begaydocrimes
February 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Look, life. I realize the world as we know it here in the States is crashing down around us, but does it have to take my face with it? #oldmanfilter #ohshittheresnofilterdoireallylooklikethis #whendidilivethismuchlife #eattherich #punchanazi #begaydocrimes
It's not like we didn't see this coming, but damn.
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's not like we didn't see this coming, but damn.
December 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Um, we need to talk about some things. First up, how you drinking in your sleep?
December 22, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Um, we need to talk about some things. First up, how you drinking in your sleep?