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Excited to join the conversation on Blue sky

Damn the Oscar noms for Live-Action short are WILD this year

There should be a “Haunted 17th Avenue” ghostwalk where they tell people about the spirits of local restaurants” that died from poor operations management & public health violations

I want to purchase the vacant Buffalo Wild Wings near Sunridge & open up a Dragon’s Den themed restaurant where Chefs pitch meals to you & 3 friends & you choose if you want to “invest your tastebuds”. The dress code is either a power suit or a vomit pattern button down from Espy

Bring back the Chinook Mall carousel and declare food court a protected national park

Holy crap dudes

* on shark tank *

Me: ok hear me out….bagel bites but much larger…

Kevin: you mean like Pizza? You are describing Pizza

Me (ignoring Kevin): …they’re called…wait for it …”Big Bagel Bites”

Kevin: OK now I’m listening

OKGO has to stop doing these quirky music videos

As i understand the “mandela effect” it is that many people remember a comedian in the 90s named “Howie Mandela”

Got one of those new “talking cars” y’know that are all the rage y’know and it’s real cool y’know but I think it’s broken because all it says is “please stop fucking me, please stop fucking me”

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

The Government of Alberta Tell The Feds ad campaign will cost $8M but imho it is worth every penny

Can't believe I'm view #14 of Planet Jerf, the @jeffdsilva.bsky.social youtube podcast. When it hits a million views I'll be able to tell all of Bluesky about how I was #14. Watch for the future quote tweet of this post

A hhh heck yah finally on Bluesky the place for da posters, da true ogs, da real homies, da people banned from the r/veggietales subreddit for sticking baby carrots up their asses