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Jeff McAleer
@jeffderek.bsky.social
Amateur Programmer and Professional Nerd . . . or vice versa

https://www.jeffmcaleer.com
So. 2025 fucking sucks.

However.

A friend of mine had a similarly shitty 2019, and at the end of the year we burned 2019 in effigy hoping for a better 2020.

I don't know the best way to tell 2025 to fuck off but I'd recommend against that.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I keep seeing ads for 911 in space . . . Not sure you can call 911 from the ISS
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
THAT’S what VSOP stands for!? :)
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I read the letter from a Birmingham jail every MLK day, and recommend it to others. It's a short read and so prescient.
September 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
He’s already selling Trump 2028 merch in the White House
September 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
So tough. Hybrid theory, lateralus, songs in a minor, all killer no filler.

Hybrid theory probably tops my list but those 4 are all great start to finish.
July 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Why are the great pyramids in Egypt?
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Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum
June 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Stasis
May 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yes, but since they no longer lose life to mana burn, all they have to do is tap their mana in the declare blockers step and float it all then. It gets emptied before damage is dealt so you get nothing. They still tap out, but you only get mana if they don't understand steps and phases.
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You never get mana from hippo anymore. Before the opp had to choose to take damage or give you mana. Now they just tap their lands before it hits and then the pool empties and you don't get anything, but they don't take damage.
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Pygmy Hippo
March 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Checked out their website and found links to Tripod and Angelfire too!? What year is it?
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I was staying in a Vrbo last summer, watching a movie on the TV. Suddenly there was a popup on screen in the middle of our movie that the dishwasher was done.

Is this really a feature people are begging for? I'll finish my movie and get to the dishes later, thank you.
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM