Jeff Cross
@jeffcross5000.bsky.social
Multiple contest-winning screenwriter and novelist https://linktr.ee/jeffcross5000
Is that what you tell the people he shipped off to Uganda?
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Is that what you tell the people he shipped off to Uganda?
They’re afraid that their parole officers will know that they’re within 500 feet of a school.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’re afraid that their parole officers will know that they’re within 500 feet of a school.
Bibi plays Taco Boy like a Stratocaster while you choose to believe that a watermelon emoji would convince him otherwise. Go get your $50K ICE signing bonus.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bibi plays Taco Boy like a Stratocaster while you choose to believe that a watermelon emoji would convince him otherwise. Go get your $50K ICE signing bonus.
I refuse to forgive anyone who refused to vote for Kamala because of Gaza. I’m sure that the people disappeared from Alligator Auschwitz appreciate their standing on principle.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I refuse to forgive anyone who refused to vote for Kamala because of Gaza. I’m sure that the people disappeared from Alligator Auschwitz appreciate their standing on principle.
Did Fox Fanservice claim they were really saying “Boo-tiful ballroom?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Did Fox Fanservice claim they were really saying “Boo-tiful ballroom?”
I saw Pushing Tin. He’d have several aluminum showers in the first ten seconds and then snivel about how unfairly he was being treated over it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I saw Pushing Tin. He’d have several aluminum showers in the first ten seconds and then snivel about how unfairly he was being treated over it.
“You gets soda when I gets tuna.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“You gets soda when I gets tuna.”
But they’d invariably say “Why can’t I have people food?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
But they’d invariably say “Why can’t I have people food?”
Criminalized gambling wouldn’t have prevented their actions either. Just look at Shoeless Joe Jackson and the Chicago Black Sox.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Criminalized gambling wouldn’t have prevented their actions either. Just look at Shoeless Joe Jackson and the Chicago Black Sox.
“I teaches yoga as well as sells beer.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“I teaches yoga as well as sells beer.”
“They no gives me fish so I goes buys fish.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“They no gives me fish so I goes buys fish.”
Chris Evans & Chris Pratt promised to show up at a children’s hospital in the other’s city in costume if their team lost the Super Bowl…and Evans showed up anyway.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Chris Evans & Chris Pratt promised to show up at a children’s hospital in the other’s city in costume if their team lost the Super Bowl…and Evans showed up anyway.
She misses being on TV and the ratings that come with it. Now she’s a podcaster desperate for the attention she used to get.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
She misses being on TV and the ratings that come with it. Now she’s a podcaster desperate for the attention she used to get.
What magnificent career-incinerating blunder would you have committed to get yourself consigned to Slough House?
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November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
What magnificent career-incinerating blunder would you have committed to get yourself consigned to Slough House?
I never used it in the first place.
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I never used it in the first place.
Would Brainworm Bobby even recognize the existence of HIV?
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Would Brainworm Bobby even recognize the existence of HIV?
So many MAGA maggots are envious of that jarhead.
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
So many MAGA maggots are envious of that jarhead.
“Why you lyings on floor?”
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“Why you lyings on floor?”
“Cerveza makes me sleepy.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Cerveza makes me sleepy.”
“Where’s our fish?”
November 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“Where’s our fish?”
Since it was Great Gatsby-themed I have to wonder if that makes Putin Meyer Wolfsheim.
November 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Since it was Great Gatsby-themed I have to wonder if that makes Putin Meyer Wolfsheim.
At the same time, a lower cost of living means lower wages.
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
At the same time, a lower cost of living means lower wages.